Texas Joe's Hotdogs

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

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@MiaMalkova You shouldn’t hop in the shower, it isn’t safe.

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@MeganMistakes If ya would’ve tried there would have been way too many heart attacks. 💗

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@MelamoriNyan @Lada_lyumosCOS I bet the makeup sex after that fight was wild!

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@freyasintrouble Is cherry cobbler a new metaphor you kids are using these days?
Or am I gonna tune in and see a pie?

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@freyasintrouble @JezziiB I think that’s how MODOK was created.

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@AlexxxCoal If you don’t mind early access games, you’ll have to try Subnaurica 2, if you haven’t yet. And Grounded 2 is so good!

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@TheChanelCamryn

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@CandylionCos This is how she inspired a nation.

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@IGN I don’t need to kill them but being able to stun them for a bit would be helpful

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@IndicaFlowerxxx @GValentinaxxx That’s the greatest thing I ever saw!

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@TheChanelCamryn You’d make one hell of a window washer!

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@TheChanelCamryn

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@MiaMalkova

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@MeganMistakes You looked in the lumber aisle?

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@LuvEvelynClaire

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@alexgreyxxx Just so smoochable!

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@ENovaxxx Agreed.
Top shelf all the way!

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@freyasintrouble Love me a Northern Cardinal!

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@MiaMalkova I never knew you played the piano.

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@MissElenaKoshka Well, at least you’re getting your fiber!