Gabe

I ain't drunk I'm just drinking

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨OMG TRUMP IS GOING TO SHIT HIMSELF

Michelle Obama just got even with Trump by honoring all his achievements INCLUDING WINNING A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

This is absolutely epic.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Fuck Donald Trump.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

If the Senate is voting for shit at 4am you can bet it’s shady as fuck.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Being an American now is just waking up and being told how much more money the president and his billionaire buddies are stealing, then being expected to act like it’s a normal fucking day.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Fun fact: the US is 10x more infiltrated by organized crime than Mexico. Corruption in Mexico is noticeable, as there is an active effort to combat it, whereas in the US, it is rewarded, institutionalized, and normalized. The US is the most corrupt country in North America.

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

The @GregAbbott_TX campaign is peddling in filth because his record is trash:

✏️Schools in crisis;
📈Property taxes up 75%;
🔌Most unaffordable electricity;
😷Most uninsured children;
💧1st major American city to run out of water.

That’s Abbott’s record. He owns it. Underaged pics of me doing whatever their disturbed imaginations envision won’t change that.

https://t.co/x8cLle3817

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Today is May 7, 2026

Gas is $4.56 per gallon.

Gas when Biden left was $3.13 per gallon.

Trump did this!

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Shohei Ohtani had been 1 of 2 pitchers to throw 30 innings and not allow a HR this season 🔥

That streak ended on Tuesday, he is now 3-7 in his career against the Astros, his most losses against a single team.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Worthless.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

RT if you miss having a President with a functioning brain.

[Gabe @TexanGabe]

I hate Trump and MAGA but you have to give context and say this is in the Galleria area where gas is always high the rest Houston is 3:39 to 3:49

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Houston. Texas.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

like bro... I'm just trying to go to HEB.

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

In a leaked 911 call from 2023, one of George’s young children called police to report that his parents were locked in a screaming match, hitting each other, and that his dad had a loaded gun.

You could hear the mom’s screams in the background.

When the police arrived, they intercepted George in his truck where he had a loaded gun in the door pocket and was on the way to “find the man” who his wife was supposedly cheating with.

Fits RIGHT IN with the Texas GOP.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

To recap:

Tesla is paying $0 in taxes *again* for 2025 despite $5.7B in profits thanks to tax breaks and writing off previous business losses.

Also in 2025, Elon Musk’s wealth increased by $194B, largely from Tesla stock and his $139B pay package.

And he wants you to believe that undocumented immigrants are the ones scamming the system.

[Adam Wexler @AdamJWexler]

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[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

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[Houston Astros @astros]

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