TexanHomer

Houston Texans fan

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@LeftistAura @emmma_camp_ @WSJFreeEx Wrong. 30 percent of Americans are obese. We’ve defeated hunger. Then we exported our success and defeated hunger globally. Starvation due to shortages and expense is a problem of the 20th century. It’s now almost exclusively due to drug addiction or political instability.

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@RyanKennedy_22 I’ve seen them on 99 with 18 wheelers flying by at 80.

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@DaJamesDavis @MoneyTLK31 Who’s better?

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@ani_pat_chip @Kyle_Fuller_117 @financedystop I say one stays at home no matter what. But looking at the math, one spouse is still working half the year for childcare at $50/hr. Do you want to give up the luxury car and fancy vacation or 10 hours per day with your kid at their most vital age?

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@Kyle_Fuller_117 @financedystop And if she is doing that well, you need to stay at home with the kids.

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@beeeclops @MarkLazerus How did you manage to have a worse opinion than the people who find “bilberty” funny?

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@LazyNevarine It’s true. I spout the most insane opinions to my barber to test him and he never bats an eye.

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@BrianReganComic All people see is the extra leg room. They don’t see the almost sacrifice it took to get it.

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@TheBruceBradley @NFL @NFLPlus Did you watch the games? He did…

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@scobedo95 I say no.

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@RussJohnsonMD @nbcsandiego The trick is to use the corner to boost the acoustics.

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@D1ButMyKnee @ChuckFBass It’s only because us middle aged white guys take Home Depot inventory so seriously.

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@BigBlueGoonie @ChuckFBass Rookie. I know every isle of my local Home Depot like the back of my hand.

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@MoceanMann @sovietsoleri This is an offensive question to Home Depot experts like me and Shia.

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@RudyColich @financedystop No beer and no injuries, too.

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@DJHan21 @Rapid_Now That’s a good way to end up dead.

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@financedystop If a buyer plans ahead, they can just get a real estate license for less than $1k and a few classes worth of time.

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@Illumanora @jamesonhaslam Just a dad supporting his son’s weird interest.

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@damonhemmerding @emmma_camp_ @NYUSchack I showed the fridge video to my social studies students. Bookmarking the rent one, too.