Michael Kuske

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@DavyCruze @AdamSchefter Colts?

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@MatthewBerryTMR @taylorgraysen Went to the store, only to find out my favorite 7" bun-length hot dogs are now only 6 1/2". Drafting Tuten in the 2nd is probably going to lead to your own "product shrinkage" 😂

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@stb5410 @AdamSchefter Wait until the week before camp opens, when he gets traded to...Cleveland...for a conditional 7th. 😂

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@Calvin_256 @AdamSchefter You follow an NFL reporter and complain when they report on...you know...the NFL.

Make this make sense. 🤦

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@AdamSchefter @Marcel_LJ You forgot the word "still".

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@myatwastaken9 @AdamSchefter @TJQuinnESPN @JuanRecioM AND Kareem Hunt...twice.

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@AdamSchefter @Jeff_Legwold It's just sunk cost. If you're a business person, you know this term well. If not, Google it.

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@Reuters 😂😂😂😂😂
Apaches? Only about 5,000 trips back and forth, taking 125 days. 🤦
😂😂😂😂😂

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@Reuters 😂😂😂😂😂
Only about 5,000 trips back and forth, taking 125 days. 🤦
😂😂😂😂😂

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@MetroUK 😂😂😂😂😂
Only about 5,000 trips back and forth, taking 125 days. 🤦
😂😂😂😂😂

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@MatthewBerryTMR Are you familiar with the term "hyperbole"?

It was a collapse by a young team. Not even one of the greatest games in the past month.

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@TheTexansWire There were only 5 teams in the entire NFL with less offensive touchdowns than the Texans last year. And the 2025 Texans had less offensive TDs than the 2024 Texans. Not sure how that's a positive or even any kind of improvement.

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@uzanethegoat To be fair, it's *amazing* air ball form.

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@KenIngalls Cox and a 4th?

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@rotoworld_fb DJ Moore talking about growing pains...in an offense he played nearly 2 years under in 2020-2021. Not ideal.

And, of course, less than an hour after I drafted him.

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@KenIngalls Lesson 1: Going all the way back to high school, he has exactly one season without missing games...plural...due to injury.

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@AdamSchefter Gonna let this one play out. Sounds a LOT like Stephon Diggs' charges...and he was acquitted with no suspension.

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@Michael_Steaks @AdamSchefter @AaronLemingNFL Could be wrong but the only teams I've seen do that with notable players were Baltimore with Ray Rice and KC with Kareem Hunt.

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@AdamSchefter Somebody made an effing mistake dude. Quit being a bitch about it.

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