TexansBullPen™

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[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Bill O’Brien’s Texans have won the AFC South in four of the last six years. On the surface that seems awesome.

Then you realize that in that same time period, Houston has never won a divisional playoff game, while literally the rest of the division has made the AFC Championship.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Embarrassing loss to Carolina ✅
Embarrassing loss to Denver✅
Awful collapse against New Orleans✅
Blown out by Baltimore✅
Barely avoided losses to Oakland, Jacksonville, Buffalo, and Tampa✅

And then this KC game, all in one season.✅

Bill O’Brien is fucking bad at his job.

[TexansBullPen™ @TexansBullPen]

Wow. Kirk Cousins just did that

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Worth it.

[NFL @NFL]

FINAL: The @HoustonTexans' second-half surge sends them to the Divisional Round! #NFLPlayoffs #WeAreTexans

(by @Lexus)

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HE IS MICHAEL JORDAN

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DESHAUN WATSON IS UNREAL

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The Texans are fucking pathetic

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This offense is ridiculous.

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See you soon Buffalo😈

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Today is the last Texans game of the decade. Insane.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Texans are officially designating star DE JJ Watt to return off Injured Reserve today, sources tell me and @MikeGarafolo. A big step toward Watt returning from a torn pec.

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Not only that, the Chiefs play before us. Depending if they win or not will affect our decision

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The decision to not rest the starters against Tennessee is smart. If we win and the Chiefs lose against the Chargers, we will move to the No. 3 seed and likely play the Steelers rather than the Bills

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So frustrating having a huge asset like Fuller be injured all the damn time

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Texans speedy WR Will Fuller’s groin injury will keep him off the field in Week 17 and is likely a three-week injury, sources say following tests. Fuller has an outside chance to play in their first playoff game and will likely be available if they win and advance.

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The #Dolphins have no desire in trading for Jadeveon Clowney, per @ArmandoSalguero

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Now that the draft is over, the dreadful 4-5 month wait for football season to start begins🙃