Jay Z

Scientist, Psychiatrist, Gourmand, and amateur Crime Fighter.

[Jay Z @Texas501JZ]

@BeefcakeWillis Bribe him with Pokémon cards....

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@Michelle_T_MFC I don't know. I liked it.

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@cristela9 We knew you couldn't handle it, so we kept it hidden... sorry.

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@vonpeepster Baby porcupines are the ultimate in cuteness!

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@s8n Highway to Hell

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@DaneCook @starwars @DisneyPlus @InternetH0F Any song by Nickleback...

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@ikearstin I ❤️ Ultraviolet!

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@Michelle_T_MFC Unfortunately yes..

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@morenom3383 PeptoBismol

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@Michelle_T_MFC Did you sew on it your seal of approval?

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@cristela9 Bread/meat ratio. Deep.

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@ConanOBrien @jordanschlansky Chimichurri Chumps

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@Michelle_T_MFC Yikes! Avoided much pain there!

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@vonpeepster Love that show. This upcoming season will be the last unfortunately.

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@ilovenostalgia Earth Wind and Fire

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@DarthAleCraig @vonpeepster Chinese fried rice. Could be pork, beef, shrimp or meatless.

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@80s_Kidz Space Force.

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@Michelle_T_MFC Maybe sell them after you've worn them? I'm sure there's a fetish for that out there?

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@DavidKoechner "BILL BRASKI!"

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@vonpeepster Happy Birthday Gurl!