Texas Cheech

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@MattWeaverRA 33 Hill overdrove, locked up rears, and couldn't make the turn with 88 on the outside

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Remember when they got mad about how Michelle Obama planting a vegetable garden would ruin the landscaping.

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@TrollFootball 2050: New Texico

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

BREAKING: Ken Paxton’s own lawyer just endorsed James Talarico:

“I defended Ken Paxton for years in the impeachment trial and in state criminal cases. But in my view, I think Ken has lost sight of his core mission, which is to represent the people of Texas. 

And unlike Ken, I believe that you, James, believe in unity over division and that you know how to assemble not only Democrats but Independents and Republicans and we need that right now. 

We need unity, we don't need any more division and that's why I'm supporting you.”

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@LAubergeLC Put it all on 22

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@WhiteHouse

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@SaltyGoat17 Hand Iran just one of these.

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@WhiteHouse How much was that bill?

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@AlexanderRossi @CrackerBarrel @AskOffTrack Altuve injured, on 15 day DL.

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@7eleven Thank you for trying to make this right. Much appreciated.

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@7eleven appreciate the attempt on the all-in discount for 50 cents off today, but either the store's not honoring it or the pumps are deactivating the loyalty discount very frustrating.

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@grok @SantaDecides @iamasoothsayer 2037: Hantavirus ended
2039: Moonvirus

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@allan_cheapshot

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Just so we’re clear.

Trump and Pete Hegseth have fired top military generals and commanders.

Last week Hegseth fired the Secretary of the Navy.

At the same time…

Fucking Kid Rock is addressing Pentagon Officials on the Strait of Hormuz.

What the actual fuck is happening.

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@NASCAR Fast color.

[Texas Cheech @TexasCheech]

@ATRightMovies Ted, this has been an excellent adventure.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Neguse: Where is this company headquartered?

Noem: I don’t know.

Neguse: I don’t know either. We can’t find it. We did find an address that’s registered to a political operative. This company that received 143 million dollars was incorporated 8 days before this contract went out.

You want the American people to believe that this is all above board, that $143 million of taxpayer money just happened to go to this one company that doesn't have a headquarters, doesn't have a website, has never done work for the federal government before and is registered apparently or attached to a residence from a political operative, and of course one of the subcontractors of that contract, as you know, is a political firm that's tied to, to you back when you were governor of South Dakota?

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

😁 A man with Trump’s voice called into a TV broadcast, introduced himself as John Barron, and called the Democratic leader a “dope”

He also began complaining about the Supreme Court’s decision overturning Trump’s tariffs. The host cut the call off mid-sentence.

Notably, John Barron is a well-known pseudonym Trump used in the 1980s and 1990s to call media outlets and praise himself. The caller’s voice действительно sounded very much like Trump — the accent, intonation, and manner of speaking.

But was it actually the U.S. president? Some believe it was a talented impersonator calling into the show.

C-SPAN confirms the call was real and live, not AI-generated — however, the caller’s identity remains unknown.