John Garrison

Technology Business Leader helping to save lives and the environment through scientific software.

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

@CoyoteRaider @Direct_Cupdates They aren't weighted any higher than any other sport.

[Directors’ Cup Updates @Direct_Cupdates]

The @TexasLonghorns and AD @_delconte have secured their 5th NACDA Learfield Directors' Cup Championship.

The award is given to the top performing athletic department. The Longhorn's top performing teams include:

🥇🏆 @TexasRowing 🚣‍♀️ @TexasSoftball 🥎@TexasMSD 🏊‍♂️

🥈 @TexasMTN 🎾

🥉 @TexasWBB 🏀 @TexasWSD 🏊‍♀️ @TexasBeachVB 🏐

5th place @TexasVolleyball 🏐 @TexasMGolf 🏌️‍♂️ @TexasWGolf 🏌️‍♀️

7th @TexasBaseball ⚾️ (ongoing)

Congrats to all the athletes and staff who have made this possible.

**Note: This assumes Stanford W Track does not win the Championship. Their max score is 30 points in the meet and no team scoring 30 or fewer points has finished higher than 5th place.**

Hook Em 🤘

Photo: @UTFootballEdits

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

@Da_Realest_Talk @Civixplorer That's literally by design. And the states would not have agreed to the unoin without that agreement.

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

@Direct_Cupdates @WendyKJ All trophies are made up. This one, at least, refers to a brlad ramge of accomplishment.

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

@TreyLuerssen
@LonghornsWire

You have Texas' record vs Vandy reversed here:
Projecting Texas' remaining schedule via ESPN matchup predictor https://t.co/3jBqpk7WIv via @longhornswire

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

After careful thought and consideration I will be humbly removing myself from the Heisman trophy ceremony until @ReggieBush gets his trophy back. Doesn’t sit right with my morals and values that he can’t be on that stage with us every year. Reggie IS the Heisman trophy.

Do the RIGHT thing @NCAA the ball is in your court.

Much love

JM2

[Def Mon @DefMon3]

That is pretty brutal.

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

Saturdays in the fall 💯🤘

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

all of the lights 😏🤘

#HookEm

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Gameday at DKR is unmatched 🤘

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

@TexasFootball We. Are. TEXAS.

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

@MichelleLhooq @XR_NYC @RaveRevolution @ExtinctionR @burningman They f'd around and found out

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

@JManziel2 That Heisman rightfully belonged to VY anyway. And since you have violated so many rules and agreements, all the way from the NCAA to the CFL, maybe you should give yours back also. #JohnnyDisgace

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

@RepSylviaGarcia @GovAbbott If you don't want a risk of being harmed illegally crossing an international border, don't illegally cross an international border.

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

I just backed Cyberpunk Red: Combat Zone on @Kickstarter https://t.co/YZRkFPLvAR

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

@onlyinlvtown @VictoriaPeckham @bazzamac1968 Excellent idea

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

'@sxsw - when will you post the Audience Choice awards? It is hard to plan our day without knowing what great #film showings there are today! #SXSW18 #indiefilm

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

@MikeWehner - centipedes aren’t insects; they belong to the class Chilopoda. https://t.co/60Fvs4jQhm

[Steve Hurn @stevehurn2]

.@united's @niuslumo explains the lifecycle of a bag on #UnitedAirlines in the #tourism + #travel industry perspective session at #TIBCONOW.

[Steve Hurn @stevehurn2]

.@MercedesAMGF1 Petronas Motorsport Dominates in Asia with Hard Work, Incredible Performance, & a bit of luck https://t.co/GDa7QJe97X #TIBCO

[John Garrison @TexasGarrison]

It’s 2017. Why is clinical data aggregation STILL so painful? https://t.co/LlMm1qz4Mz