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I have chili in my veins and a snake in my boot.

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Buc-ee’s be like “you can hold it”

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New record🥇

The Artemis II astronauts are now farther from Earth than humans have ever been! At 1:57 p.m. EDT, they broke the record set by Apollo 13 in 1970.

Their journey around the far side of the Moon today will take them a maximum distance of 252,752 miles from Earth.

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

If you’ll be in the DFW area tomorrow, come say howdy. I’ll be in Grand Prairie for TCR Fest.

- 100+ vendors
- Music from Nikki Lane & more
- Classic car show
- A parade at 11
- A prairie dog eating contest

And great weather!

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Me: “Can I get a Dr Pepper?”

Then: “all we have is Mr Pibb”

Me:

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what it feels like trying to navigate the freeways in Dallas

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Never give up. You got this.

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@KenzieeeClark That’s a classic

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If you see this, reply with your absolute Texas roadtrip music bangers. I’m making a playlist.

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@Geomodman This is solid

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Me when they bring out a large queso

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Shoot, I'd do it for free.

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"SHE'S FROM TEXAS I CAN TELL BY THE WAY HES TWO STEPPIN ROUND THE ROOM"

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No one said Texas was easy. But it's worth it.

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Stopping at Buc-ee's just to get gas and instead spending $371 on home goods and assorted snacks

[bw @byovf]

name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs

[alex @alexxalexalexxx]

Get you a girl who can do both 😍

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Bring her bidi bidi back back

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I am a walking napkin

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I’m frustrated that I’m this frustrated.

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Dallas Cowboys: we are proud to have the worst team management in professional sports

Dallas Mavericks: Hold Luka Doncic’s beer

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

Since everyone everywhere seem to be agreeing and getting along about everything else these days 🙃, the @TexasMonthly team decided now was the time to try to answer the question of "what are the official regions of Texas?"

Thoughts?
https://t.co/dvLAAgU9We

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Some questions will never be answered

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

Is Midland in Big Bend?
Is the RGV different than South Texas?
Is Dallas or the Panhandle North Texas?
Is the Hill Country the same as Central Texas?
Where is El Paso?

Defining the regions of Texas is like

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