Texas Smoke Chef

I'm from and in Texas. I Smoke, BBQ, Grill, Fry and bake. Tech nerd.
MAGA
DM = Block
I'm an Ogre with a brisket fetish.
I am not a chef and don't make smokers.

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The only reason a politician wants to take your guns is because they are planning to do something you would shoot them for.

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@cowincrisis Snowshoes.

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@Fat_Electrician I'ma be looking at any man drinking one of those with the side eye.

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@s04p_ They think any conservative black person is guilty of war crimes.

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@NatashaCL7 Claude AI knows me better than any human does.

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@TeamTrump47 Many black people live in a self-reinforcing echo chamber telling them that white people are evil and have somehow already attacked every black person. It's a fostered type of mental illness.
It's the greatest damage ever done to the black race.

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@AWRHawkins Can a man really own too many shower guns?

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@Fat_Electrician They never specify what the response is proportional to.
I like to think it means proportional to extinction.
As long as we don't kill all of them, they aren't extinct, so it's proportional.

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@AunySillyMe I last cried mid-November 2023.
My dog, Roxie, who I'd had for 10 years passed.
She was the kindest and sweetest animal I'd ever known.
I have another dog, now 10, moving slow.
I suspect I'll cry again someday soon.

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@KSJ_Kreative I created debt. That's hard to make a visual of.

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@virgilwalker It's not about being black. It's about thug culture.
I have known and do know black people of wonderful character. They are people I'd be proud to have in my home. At the same time, I see these white hating thugs as a failure of their families with a complicit democrat party.

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@AustinNull Why do you side with the murderer?

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@amandajuliiiia I taught myself to cook from books and videos.
My mother was a wonderful woman, but she could burn water. What I have learned explained some things I saw my grandmother do.

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@araseb_ The erudite need not show obeisance to the base.
Your entree is less than an echo on the plains.
Harken now to your own looking glass, for no greater answers appear without.

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@Sassafrass_84 I respectfully disagree.
There will be no parole for his victim.

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@BethanyForTruth Well said.

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@MustangMan_TX Why does his hair look like ferrofluid pulled by a magnet?

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@0xDavecryps You cannot do anything about pollution because every country has its own rules and regulations. America and Europe could go all solar, and China and India would keep polluting.
Poverty is a mindset, and money does not change that.

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@ImmortanZit The victimhood people of America will not and cannot say where the finish line in this grievance because the demonstrated truth is that there isn't one. They simply want to steal, rape and murder without consequence.

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@EndWokeness How such an evil and unkind women ever got power, I will never understand. I'm just glad that soon she'll just be a loud memory.

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@PremsesZek 7. At least I'd know they weren't going to shout me down.