TexasTDunc

Follower of Jesus, Texas Mom, Patriot, Catholic, and Ninja. Dynamite with a laser beam. #Fbillgates

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

A robot dog with Elon Musk's head on it has been spotted prancing around the streets of San Francisco.
@elonmusk

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

We can finally run Golden Dog and bring the Chinese over?
https://t.co/zTN7ZCtIpu

[Pump.fun @Pumpfun]

@CryptoDevinL the burgers have competition

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

this is actually big story, check the search on this: https://t.co/sMPue0iw70

@elonmusk

[New York Post @nypost]

Beloved NYC bodega cat stolen from store as kitty's fans have their claws out for the petnappers https://t.co/CYjo65itzw

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

Hooders are back.
The meme traces all the way back to 2019, when “Robin Hooder” and “Robinhooder” were used for Robinhood traders.
Now in 2026, as the memecoins on Robinhood are heating up, Hooder is making a comeback for new gen degens
Learn more about Hooder 👇

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

SpaceX added Neil The Hedgehog?! https://t.co/VOdEbfejcV

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

Fomo themself gave us the Best narrative for this situation.

instead of "Apeonfone" its "Horseonfomo"

App Store removing Pump from the app store means FOMO will dominate?

https://t.co/BY0BJFOPft

@elonmusk
@solana
@Pumpfun
@a1lon9

[fomo @fomo]

imagine trading from here

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

Reviews for 'Musk' are out, and they commend the documentary’s investigation into Elon Musk as much as they slam the billionaire tech mogul himself. https://t.co/iOPRuBExNk

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This is Bob.

Bob says fuck your OTC and STONK pairs.

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

A sick sea lion died at San Francisco's Crissy Field Beach Monday after it was seen experiencing seizures, likely due to a neurotoxin called domoic acid, which the Marine Mammal Center says is surging due to an algae bloom connected to warming ocean temperatures. More here: https://t.co/OPdzpiLNCt

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

I FOUND SOMETHING INSANE

Before Pump,
Baton Finance (Pumps parent company) built an NFT yield farming platform

In 2023, Baton partnered with nftperp to launched
"Mafia Nuts"

letting users farm rewards with Mafia Nuts NFTs

Now that same Baton name sits behind Pump/Terminal

Launching Mafia Nuts Paired with Pump

https://t.co/UMXFlehLuP

[alon @a1lon9]

@nftperp GIVE ME YOUR GOLD NUTS

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

SpaceX added Neil The Hedgehog?! https://t.co/VOdEbfejcV

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

Dogecoin has a company named "MadeUpNumbers" and their Company Registration Number is "13602061"

Its basically the cashcat/baton of DOGE

paired in DOGE and fees to BillyM2K

https://t.co/Fcwa8gznQG

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

DIamond hands was the term for Holding but times have changed, everything is stocks and commodities
Gold has so much attention so why not Hodl - Gold Hands paired to gold stock
A memecoin, stock and commodity in one

[Murad 💹🧲 @MustStopMurad]

How to win in Crypto?



Buy and Diamondhand coins that are already being Diamondhanded the hardest. Add fuel to the fire.

Really simple.

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

Holyshit i just found an og website which says Google was actually considering launching their own crypto coin.

Unlike goobles that was a fake currency, this is a REAL currency.

They were going to call it 'Google Bucks'

They even have a pic of the currency on the article.

https://t.co/sLPPYEe9eP

G , Google Bucks

another site for proof

https://t.co/zPJ8RFXfHi

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

Goyim Coin

The Currency Of The World

$GOYIMCOIN

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

vertical accumulation

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

We had Ben on BNB, and now we have Bob.
Posted by one of the biggest stock investment new wires (CommonWealthSense)
They give us one of the most insane normie market investment narratives I have ever seen in which a character named "Bob"
bob Becomes a millionaire out of no where investing in the SNP after basically becoming a degenerate gambler
https://t.co/b8sIxh7tA1
The lore his is genuinely unlike anything I have seen deployed this far in this stock eco we have found ourselves in.
(SPYX Pair as he is a investor in the SNP)
Comm: https://t.co/PCUHFZeq3t

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

$INVESCOW
invesco manages the QQQ. trillions in tech, every name you know, the most watched fund on earth.
and at the end of the word, sitting there the whole time, a cow.
nobody said anything. so we did.
holders get paid in QQQ.

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

Elon Musk has a simple answer when it comes to his favorite food.

He says nothing beats a cheeseburger and that he could happily choose it as his one food for life.

[TexasTDunc @TexasTDunc]

Zoológico na China pintou cachorros para parecerem pandas.