Lost Creek Ranch

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@mikegolicjr This ass is getting more grief from Texas fans than anyone else. We don't claim him.

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@chadbrown94 Agreed, but honestly, you are only doing these guys a favor by acknowledging them. Probably don't need to respond to every squeaking sound on the internet.

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@SixZeroAcademy @CUBuffsFootball What is the deal with the intensified defensiveness and combative energy in CU press conferences? The room has been filtered down to only those deemed friendly who serve only softball shaped cupcakes for questions. If that press room makes you feel attacked then you're delicate

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@SixZeroAcademy It's not fantastical. Utah offense is efficient but pedestrian in scheme. If they can run for 280 you won't have enough possessions to catch them. CU can't take advantage of offensive possessions. But the only thing Utah's offense does very well is what CU's defense can handle.

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@realphilhendrie @DanielleMejiaCA Hilton's campaign manager, Nude Hooten, has contracted the Squat Analytics consulting firm

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@realphilhendrie Beeb Heebner said he's tired of the alien ass play but he keeps going back there.

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@realphilhendrie Buttsuck and Kid Caucasian have pulled out of performing at Trump's next Freedom Festival of the Eagle and Liberty Festival Hootenanny Festival

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@realphilhendrie When Trump gets frustrated that this woman continues to proves she's dumber than any single conversation held at a skinhead keg party, he'll demote her and bring in Monk Monkerton from Monkeytown PA.

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@SixZeroAcademy Jane Fonda had a straight ass.

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@SixZeroAcademy If you're in mid play and all 11 of your players lay on their back, pull their knees up to their chest and then simultaneously light their own farts you're gonna have to cuss at them

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@Shapalicious @SixZeroAcademy

[Jake Shapiro @Shapalicious]

CU’s playbook leaks (in a way) for a second straight week. Unreal!

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@Shapalicious Hahaha! Content over substance. Sugar Shack Neely and the clown brigade.

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@brendonwalsh @DickBain We were gonna produce a mini biography about Brendon Walsh but plans stalled when Luke Perry's camp didn't respond to the offer over his portrayal.

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@morgan_murphy Not our best couple of days at Texas. Holly is cool as hell

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@SixZeroAcademy Casual observer: why don't you have a special teams coordinator?

Deion: Don't need one. Ain't built for that foolishness.

Casual observer: What?

Neely: Most people don't understand the genius behind this.

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@brendonwalsh I went to Barnes & Noble and urinated on a Judy Blume book and the police didn't even attempt to understand my message

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@brendonwalsh The people who were trying to eat at that salad bar were not impressed

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@_kingburns1 Sometimes they do get tackled one on one. Gotta give them more than 2 carries each. You're basing thi on the tiniest sample size. Their carry allocation is idiotic. Pick a lead back and let them get a rhythm

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@SeanUnfiltered @JimMcMahon Unfortunately, Sean interviews a cultural icon but spends 90% of the show talking about himself and interrupting. It's insane. At one point he tells a 10 minute boring story about how tough he was one night and all the women loved him. Shutting the fuck up goes a long way, sean

[Lost Creek Ranch @TexasTowns]

@WORGODICP I wish you'd play the enhanced version of ghost recon wildlands offline and just talk random shit and occasionally give an accurate rundown on how I got rolled for buying a brand newt 2023 Chevy silverado.