Mya C. Litoris

Model, life coach, influencer, ambassador, smart ass, lush, hopeless romantic, dickface.

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@RoLexValdez Sorry *went to eat

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A freshly waxed bhole means I'm going to go home and squat over a mirror to check out that situation. 🍑👀

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@RoLexValdez Had to come on here to discuss this event in life. 😂

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On my way to my appointment for my first ever Brazilian. I feel like I should tweet play by plays of this event.

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@RoLexValdez

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Oh my butthole... The glorious chicken eye. It felt like she yanked out the biggest wedgie tearing my ass apart. The bhole was the easiest. 🍑🥇

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I hope I really do have a high pain tolerance and don't cry and end up leaving with one lip bald and one needing a weedwhacker.

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The side of my lady flaps was intense. I yelped and then laughed. 😭😂

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The fupa/mons pubis area was brutal. I had immediate regrets of doing this.

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Sitting in the parking lot. Feeling nervous. Did I exfoliate enough last night? Is the ibuprofen going to kick in? Why did I sign up for this? A stranger is going to see my bhole in 20 minutes.

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The urge to ask my neighbor if he can hear me when I fap, cause I can def hear him when he's up there, fuckin'. 🤔

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@PostMalone contact this lady!

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The urge to reply to someone with "you don't have enough dick for that" on someone's comment. 😅

[Tony Tone @joesmokes79]

We have some cool events coming to our southside location. Follow us for more info. ❤️

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Smelling rotting flesh and I want to puke.

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These bitches are too comfortable talking about their stinky farts.

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Been cleaning all day, really feel like getting out and grabbing a drink.

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With all that Tiktok drama thats happened, I'm thinking maybe I should make a legal document before fucking anyone else.