Texas Travy

Ultra MAGA Truthist. Proud Texan. Proud to be an American 🇺🇸.

[Texas Travy @TexasTravy]

God I love going thru my old texts with my ex🤣🤣

[Rick Saratoga @toga_party_]

My girl watching me drink 12 beers then do my Asian accent to the waiter at Chili’s

[Bob “fisherman” Jones @BobJonesfishing]

That win ln got ole miss acting different #fags

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

Intro got Bang bros energy

[gtl, gym, tan, lexapro 🦦 @heroinjuulp0d]

hitting my bong the second i wake up

[Charlie Cummings @klaytheist11]

She’s kind of like Flock cameras, nobody wants this or asks for it and it’s forced on us all the same

[Texas Travy @TexasTravy]

Fully doxxing @chillsmuguy if LSU loses this game

[Boen Tree @boentreee]

#neverwrongjustearly

[Texas Travy @TexasTravy]

Monkeys out here committing felonies for $11 can’t make it up🤣😭

[🌧️ @wstgoat7]

Man I love my plug

[Texas Travy @TexasTravy]

@PNWRainman @chillsmuguy A lot

[Texas Travy @TexasTravy]

That LSU belt to ass calls for a #pourabeeronyourcrotchchallenge @chillsmuguy #STTDB

[Insane Frog @InsaneFrog]

Dear white girls, please don't adopt this hideous hair style 🙏

Resembling blacks is NOT a good thing

[Texas Travy @TexasTravy]

Was getting topped of last night and this bitch was literally sucking so hard to the point my shit was throbbing and said god damn you tryna get to the center of the tootsie roll😭😭

[𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖗 𝕻𝖎𝖑𝖘 @TheConnorPils]

FUN FACT: The Dodgers are 0-5 (.000) at Wrigley since they “took over” in April of 2025

[1200 WOAI @1200WOAI]

Dan Patrick just banned Delta-8 in Texas, felony style. Big win for pharma, big win for alcohol, big win for cartels, big win for private prisons. The only losers are chronic pain patients, PTSD vets, and the whole "personal responsibility" thing Republicans claim to believe in.

[The Ayatollah @dgtlcrunchwrap]

They killed him for saying this smh

[Texas Travy @TexasTravy]

@TheJakeMeister1 @jasoncefalu @SleeperNFL @CBSSports @SleeperSF49ers @SleeperBroncos @SleeperColts @SleeperPackers @SleeperBrowns @SleeperMiami @SleeperTBBUCS @PortersBurgh @SleeperSaints You’re a dumb fucking kid shut up

[The Weekly Audible @WeeklyAudible]

Listening to Kay Adams talk about your team is like that stripper telling you she loves you.

[Texas Travy @TexasTravy]

Can’t wait to send Christmas cards to people I hate

[Texas Travy @TexasTravy]

Greatest to ever do it