Texas Tribulation

The Texas Tribulation is a non-profitable media aggregation service in the Friendship State. And we host coffees. Whoop! Hook 'em! and whatever. #txlege #86R

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GOOD NEWS: we have a #bonnengate recording!

BAD NEWS: It’s only the first part.

WORSE: it’s about @MQSullivan’s summer vacation.

WORST: It’s on micro-cassette.

If you’d like a copy fill out our 26-page requisition form and we’ll tweet it out to everyone.

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@tlangford @lauraisensee @TexasTribune @kbrooksharper @brianlopeztx @McGeeReports @TexasStandard We’re still waiting on that call. ☎️

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@keranews @TheJusticeDept @TexasTribune 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

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@ShannononFOX7

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Welp?

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POLL: Will #ATX Councilman Jimmy Flannigan disavow this white nationalist hand gesture he flashed during his testy exchange with a Hispanic biker today? @ShannononFOX7

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Still waiting. @ShannononFOX7

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@ShannononFOX7 @Chief_Manley If you saw that hand symbol it means you’re going to get punched in the arm really really hard.

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Party activities include:

*Pin the blood draw needle on the citizen
*Hide and seek w/ municipal judge
*Bounce house (actually jail)
*Craft booth featuring make-your-own-warrant activity

Count us in!!!

[Mackenzie Kelly @mkelly007]

Happy Birthday, @ArtAcevedo

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@scottbraddock

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@sarah_meinzer @ndduncan59 @CornynResponse @mjhegar Yes.

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@mariexmachina @statesman @TexasObserver We’ll get our best men right on it.

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@scottbraddock @abhirahmantx @EmpowerTexans We’ll miss you in the Gallery and the Chili Parlour, @scottbraddock. Don’t forget us little people.

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@CornynResponse @mjhegar No! We like our doctors just fine.

[Jonathan Stickland @RepStickland]

Just got bored and shaved my head into a Mohawk. #coronapocolypse #Quarantine #txlege

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At which point everyone’s favorite pro-gridlock activist becomes a nosey church lady/armchair epidemiologist.

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@RacismDog

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Good thing @JohnCarona isn't plotting a return to the #txlege this year, #amirite?

(#toosoon?)

[CNN International @cnni]

38% of Americans wouldn't buy Corona beer "under any circumstances" because of the coronavirus, according to a recent survey.

Just to be abundantly clear: There is no link between the virus and the beer. https://t.co/xNUnkZvwtE

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@GregAbbott_TX @pvenable @TXMilitary “Forces.”
“Christmas.”
#fixed

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@BonnieBruce 360.