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20th Century Absurdist; satire; dark humor; paroxysmal enlightenment; pay-to-play empathy; 🚫DMs.

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@Texas_Made67 Good. The aquifers need it.

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@TrumpsHurricane This is fake. Even he's not that stupid, is he? France?? Better know Arabic, pretty boy.

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@PATRIOT2117 I thought this was some sort of euphemism. Then it got me thinking, is a wet spot a sign of wealth and influence?

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@Chef_franco74 Tiramisu is on the Patagonian cost of Argentina. Between Rawson and Puerto Deseado. An area known for the desserts.

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As a condition to my proposed subscription, I demand that you correct the language on your ad. It's "Fewer ads in your feeds", not "Less...". Unless, of course, the ads are about less; having less; getting less. Less is more, right? 🤦‍♂️

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@elonmusk That's not two-tier policing. That's fascism. Censorship is a central tenet of fascism. They've made expression a scapegoat.

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I’ll start. Frank Zappa.

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Who would be left in the Rock and Roll HOF if everyone that used Performance Enhancing Drugs was removed?

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@20th_Centurygal Dixie Dregs

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@GioBruno1600 Mix with whole milk. 🥛

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@RobertaFresque2 Jesus loves me this I know for the Bible tells me so…

Can’t remember the second line. Guess I don’t. Sorry Mom.

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@Headshok1962

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@hshLauraJ What a coincidence!? Tin Roof is my favorite ice cream. Blue Bell of course.

Never thought of adding nails though.

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@Hunter_Eagleman Oh dear. The bloom has fallen off the flower.

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@RossyPrime Pretty sure I want that to stay as far away from me as possible.

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@hshLauraJ 🫣

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@AntiWokeMemes I'll chip in on a litter box

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@NoDMsPerfavore Twin Peeks

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@Pixie1z Go Fuck Yourself

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@GuntherEagleman I cannot express the disgust and contempt I have for these four abominations. Cowards, all of them. Mores the pity, they are not the only ones.