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@Spamfromk As long as they're funny and 6' right? Lol

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@RabbitHoleJumpr @RealMattCouch I always give a fake number. I'm in fact right now dealing with a dealership on a new truck and told them to finalize it all by email before I'll give my real number. They keep trying tactics to get my number first. Lol

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@FatherKhan @blueisexploring Doing no lifting. Lol

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@oelma__ The media

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@prettytochi22 Aren't woman independent? They don't need men's help. Remember?

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@ashgarciughh @salomelons Natural... lmao

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@footballguy82 Are you supposed to just pour it out in the sink? Last i checked it's for drinking. 🤡

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@salomelonsx Ya, everyone knows

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@us_connie She will go from a 9 to a 1

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@VinnysCorner1 Maddux or Jordan

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@Verityy1x I love how she just calmly goes back to the counter to finish her purchase

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@NMuilas @oelma__ No they wouldn't

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@oelma__ Nobody. What good would that do anyway?

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@bestwestern 9 years ago today the lack of give af by BW safety standards killed my parents.

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@CrysanTheCryun @ojessie__ No fucking shit its AI. 🤡🤡🤡

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@_josephine0_ Gold digger plastiqs

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@oelma__ Not wanting to look that stupid it's a pretty good start

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@MattPinner_ Cash. Every day of the week

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@METAVERZUZ Take me home tonight

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@Spamfromk Most likely because so many women loudly voice how horrible every man is