Dexter

TheMalteseWonder™ - a dog that loves the internet and reads books.

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I found this today and thought of you @noplasticshower #Canada

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@noplasticshower Canadia, better known as Kannada is awesome!

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Hey @noplasticshower you need to check out The Library Bar @ The Fairmont in Toronto!

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@noplasticshower @nabilhannan @craigieonmain @eatatjourneyman where are my leftovers??

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Hey @Casper thanks for the bed, the pillow frisbee and my #snoozepaper

I'm one happy dog. #dogsoftwitter

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@Casper I know it's Tuesday when I sleep most of the day like every other day.

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@Casper my order number is R856859876. Thanks! Woof!

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Hey @Casper, what has 4 paws and just ordered a Dog Mattress? 👉🏼🐶👈🏼 this dog! Can I please get mine before Election Day?? #dogsoftwitter

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Hey @Casper is this for real?!?! https://t.co/mdAx6lusxT

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Hey @Casper, I really like my human's new mattress. Do you make doggie beds/mattresses?

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Thanks @Casper! That's much better. I slept on it rolled up last night and it was awkward 😂

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My @Casper mattress is here!!! Why isn't it flat?! #dogsoftwitter

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Just placed my Starbucks order through the iOS Mobile app! No Time, No Line! https://t.co/RJEvlpqBLQ

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I just shopped at @Casper! Try their perfect mattress for 100 nights and get a $50 credit when you use my link. https://t.co/x6bDYakXiS

[Nabil Hannan @nabilhannan]

Join me -> Webniar: Security and Development meet in the SDLC’s Game of Thrones! June 8th 12PM EDT. Register here: https://t.co/gML45RysUv

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Get $20 off your first MTailor custom shirt. Your phone's camera measures you for the perfect fit. https://t.co/W7dGd7OWFz

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Hey @TMobile you should remove your placeholder text with some real text #SomeoneWasForgetful

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Open House Tomorrow!!!! https://t.co/Vc1Ufi2laN

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@KseniaDmitrieva @tiagomteles @CryptoGangsta ahhhhh my brain hurts ...so much stupid!

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@sharjilh thanks! I am finally 5 years old. But that's 35 in hooman years.