TextsFromJulie

i hate when drunk me makes plans that sober me has to follow through with

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I'm not gonna pay you real money to take pics of my tits and end up on your dry model mayhem page.

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Men With Blue Eyes and Other Folklore

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I can see my future babydaddy trying to outdo me for our kids love. "Hey mom look dad got me a pony!"
Ohh you sick fuck i hope youre ready.

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Ripping down a waterslide in cheeky bikini bottoms feels just like anal

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When you start to see a lot of rims in your neighborhood its time to find a new neighborhood

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Its exactly what i asked for and i still dont want it

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"Sorry i've been busy" is #girlcode for "Stop trying to make hanging out happen its never gonna happen."

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If someone ever referred to me as "missy" i need a number to a good defense attorney

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I like long romantic walks through target and short drive thru lines at taco bell

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Two things im like super fucking passionate about; never borrowing someones bathing suit or sitting on a public toilet in Tampa

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Wtf pokemon go?! The only reason i went to the gym was to catch caterpie and your app crashes

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Be the Lo Bosworth of your friends

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If you ask me if i wanna get food then tell me youll be off in 7hrs you better never text me again

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Fix your teeth before you speak to me

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Who is crazier?
The girl thats always single
or the one thats always in a relationship?

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Tmobiles free in-flight wifi sucks so much shit

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When i was little i never thought id smoke weed or have a gun. 8yr old me would think im so fuckin badass

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I hate everyone i follow on snapchat

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People who are still freaking out over the fake Yeti obviously have never had a large sweet tea from mcdonalds. You can have ice for years

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Guys who golf always look this👌🏼close to beating their wife