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Armchair Superhero. Corpse in making. Lotus Eater.

Madness is my gift, Brilliance is my curse.
'The truth must dazzle gradually Or every man be blind.' - ED

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Best CEO. Forever.

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Ladies log, please note:

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Happy Kinu Year to you.

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@sahilk one last time #HaveYouTriedSilky

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@sahilk ladies log #HaveYouTriedSilky

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@sahilk at least once #HaveYouTriedSilky

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@sahilk But really #HaveYouTriedSilky

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@sahilk but then #HaveYouTriedSilky

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@sahilk Oh well. #HaveYouTriedSilky

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Just something for her fans. #Momoyaan

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@sahilk @mizarcle @mloclam Nominate Silky for #gooddate because

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We are happy announce the appointment of Mr. Kinu as the new CEO. His exemplary record as biscuit maker extraordinaire sealed the deal.

We will be taking no further questions at this time.

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Ladies, Happy Silky Day! I mean Happy #WorldChocolateDay. Same thing really.

[Blue @tinybleudancer]

Ok. So the foster kitties. Had a potential wonderland forever home - it's starting to look like that plan may not work.Anybody interested in adopting these two absolute snugglebuns? If within Maharashtra, we'll come drop them off. Vaccinated, litter trained.
Please RT 🙏🙏🥺🥺

[fingertip feminist @sanjanaa]

So @singing_puffer showed me a bedsheet, and I said "that belongs to #bedsheettwitter"

Then she asked me "what is bedsheet twitter?" and here we are.

[Noosh @sindhicrawford]

I write to ask for two things :-
1)Donate to the fundraiser we have set up to help deal with treatment costs and help amplify https://t.co/yeeVpWNqKB
2)Keep her in your prayers. (6/8)

[Noosh @sindhicrawford]

Thread - Tragedy does not warn you before knocking on your door. A lil over 3.5 months ago, the apple of my eyes, my niece Diyara was diagnosed with a rare childhood cancer – High Risk Metastatic (Stage 4) Neuroblastoma. She woke up one morning in mid-April refusing to walk (1/8)

[Neha Garg @gargneha]

A 3-year old domesticated and super handsome Spitz boy needs a forever home. He will be an amazing companion dog for a family, and will thrive beautifully. If you can open your heart and home to him, please let me know! Thank you.

[Rahul Jadhav @iRahulJadhav]

A friend is looking to grow mushrooms on hardwood logs and needs Oak or Maple logs from South India. Any connects from where to source the logs?

Please RT for visibility

[Blood Donors India @BloodDonorsIn]

#SOS
#Mumbai
Need #Blood Type : Any group
Blood Component : blood
Number of Units : 2
Primary Number : 9820099179
Patient : Keshav Nimai Das
Illness : Liver Transplant
Via: @kanadetrupti
#BloodMatters
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[Vardhman Jain @lightroastguy]

We have finished 30 workspace tasting sessions in March and we are not done yet. If you have an office in Bangalore that would like to taste @bonomiofficial cold brew, please fill out this form or DM. We will come with fresh brews :) https://t.co/jFaadQzM9C