TheyCallMeCaptainAD

I came from in the mouth of the kraken, broke free from the locker of Davy Jones, I have Awakened and we will Unite for a better future. #UltraMAGA

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

That MF sped up next to me yelling and flicking me off. Once he noticed I was still in uniform he slammed his brakes and slowed down. Now my first reaction was should I turn around and put that Beta biTshh in check or is it best to just #LeTITbe. What do y'all think?

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

I want an honest opinion from y'all. Listen to what just happened. I clock out and pull out onto the hwy in my regular vehicle. A POS that was on an empty 7 lane STHWY got pissed off bcuz I followed the merge rule. He got on my bumper honking, so I qsped up. #KeepReading

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@callmedualdoc @Marlayna29 You should probably give him your number. He's cute.

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@tweettruth2me Yes and the other as well.

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

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[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

I will fill you all in on a few things that I have come to learn in my interstellar travels, some beings say hurtful things towards people then can't understand why the person they are attempting to offend just smiles back. #TruTh is that the answer.

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@BillMe68 That's my friend. He was also a good guy that was on something white and done on #bLaSteD

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@CallMeK1123 Yes only I have to keep going back in time to see #ThemT lol😋🤪🖐️😛

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@CRZYRedHead2018 I think the jump ropes in this day and age are mediocre to the original. #YouAreTheOrigiNal 😘💕

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@mermazingnik I say doog tghin. 😘😋💕

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

Figured I would rep my squad before they are all gone #DiV109

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@MsAshBash420 just goes to show ya the truth

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@Ms_ashbash420 loaded gun #CompleX #YeTSimPle

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@RobertBaver2 @tracycupcake20 That's not far from Blue Balls, PeNisVanilLa

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@1sarcasmisfun @tracycupcake20 Been there before

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@tracycupcake20 Volcano #Texas #ItExiSts

[ℓΙℓМissCuρcαкε🧁 @tracycupcake20]

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[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@CallMeK1123 Look what I Got

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

@1Nicdar It was him👆👉👈🤷🏼‍♂️ #ThEOneArmeDMaN

[TheyCallMeCaptainAD @TeyCallMeCaptin]

I wonder who will catch that besides me. #IseeYouDidntAsk @peavinesouthNV @TheyCallMeDoc1 @THEKennyLetter @CallMeK1123 @CRZYRedHead2018 @elonmusk