Elementary Joe Clark

Alabama A&M and West Alabama Alum. M.Ed. Here for laughs. My tweets are my views and aren’t meant to be taken seriously. Save your think pieces.

[Elementary Joe Clark @TezSaidWhat]

103rd floor of the Sear’s Tower. I’m not a fan of heights, but I’ve made my way up for the second time.

[Elementary Joe Clark @TezSaidWhat]

@imjmarp That notification is was just late.

[Elementary Joe Clark @TezSaidWhat]

Ashlyn came and left a while ago.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

damn i can’t help the dj pack up his equipment?????

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i just called 911 accidentally and the operator picked up and asked if i’m okay. i said "yes sorry that was an accident" he hung up in my face 😭😭😭😭😭😭 now what if the killer was forcing me to say that????? he didn't even try a little bit 😭😭

[Ky Dawson, MPHHM, B.S. @3xKAPsinova]

Please don’t take anything I say on here literally🤣

I get on here to yap!

[Elementary Joe Clark @TezSaidWhat]

Me: Coke Zero.
Her: All we got is Diet Coke and Diet Dr. Pepper.
Me: Lemme just get a regular Coke then. 🤷🏽‍♂️
I tried.

[Elementary Joe Clark @TezSaidWhat]

I hate that some people have had bad church experiences. My church, on a country dirt road, has about 10 regular members, give or take. I wasn’t there, and my mom shared that I had a leak in my attic, causing ceiling and wall damage. They sent me a $500 Love Offering check.

[Elementary Joe Clark @TezSaidWhat]

When you get a Wyd text and can see the last Wyd text without even scrolling.

[Elementary Joe Clark @TezSaidWhat]

Don’t ask me what I hit today in the gym during locker room talk cause…the treadmill. 🤣🤣🤣

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why it’s always the panties that fall when you carrying laundry

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Mardi Gras finna be 🔥 next year when i whip this bad baby out 😤

[Elementary Joe Clark @TezSaidWhat]

@DeeGrove13 Thank you!

[Elementary Joe Clark @TezSaidWhat]

@sored222 Thank you!

[Elementary Joe Clark @TezSaidWhat]

One of the HR Coordinators pulled up on my job unexpectedly. 😳 She came bearing my new contract that extended me for a year and told me what my salary increased to. God is good!

[Elementary Joe Clark @TezSaidWhat]

I have no reason to walk into a Church’s Chicken.

[Tasha 😋💦 @Tasha1644]

As a man, are you brave enough to walk into this gathering of women?

[Chello Rosé 🍷 @ChellyJellyBeen]

This lady at the gym asks me what age do I think she is. I said she looks 63. She gasps and said that she is 41. Now, why would you put me in that situation?

[You want some Champagne? @ChampagneThames]

That’s the deep freezer in the garage

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

Kids coughing with a U shaped tongue pisses me off😕.

[hello my gender is: BE WHO YOU AREEE 🌈 @hunterhansberry]

this is what I thought life was going to be like 😭 imagine my surprise

[Elementary Joe Clark @TezSaidWhat]

Chicken (white meat) and skinless salmon.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Name a food you could eat every single day for the rest of your life without getting tired of it. Not your fancy answer. Your real answer. Go.