Tyler gentry

Life is Short. Take that Chance. Fail forward

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

Subway: we are out of Italian herb & cheese

Me:

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

@Kanye868 Look at your significant other, or just say it to open space, “well, I guess I better get to bed now so that you all can leave!” 🤣

[Aj line ™ @aj_line22]

Women that can deal with a farmers schedule have superpowers tbh

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

The world may be ending, McDonald’s May be closed, but One thing will always stand true:

THE DAMN ICE CREAM MACHINE WILL ALWAYS BE BROKEN���

[Evan Kiko @EvanKiko1]

You know what would be pretty neat coming home and cooking dinner for someone and having a conversation instead of drinking beers and making dinner and listening to music every night with my dog🤷🏻‍♂️

[Newt Gingrich @newtgingrich]

As Speaker of the House for four State of the Unions by a President of the other party I am disgusted and insulted by the viciously partisan action of Nancy Pelosi tearing up the speech.She isn’t clever or cute her childishness insults our American traditions -should be censured.

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

Conversation with dad in FaceTime:
dad: I will kill anybody who screws with you, except little kids
Me: probably shouldn’t talk about this, the government is listening
Dad (moves phone to mouth): hey government, suck my cock🤣😂

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

You can lie down for people to walk all over you, and they would complain that you’re not flat enough. Live your life for you, stand tall, and don’t lie down for anybody👏🏼

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

No officer, I am not drunk or texting and driving. I’m trying to cram these fries in my face, it’s been a long day okay🤣

[Audrey @Audreybrooke_]

President Trump isn’t officially impeached until this goes to the senate which is majority republican. I hate to break it to you winey ass democrats but you wasted millions of dollars on this for the senate to laugh in your face & stick you back in the corner where you belong.

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

This is what I sound like in my head when I’m driving down the road🤣

[Braxton Keith @thebraxtonkeith]

This was my favorite song when I was in kindergarten! Figured I’d show y’all I can still sing it! Drift Away by Dobie Gray. Y’all make sure and go get some Braxton Keith merch and donate to my go fund me! #braxtonkeith #countrymusic #country #countryliving #countrymusiclover

[Chase Hartman @c_hartman2]

Simple easy going girls really are the most attractive

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

Ellie is ready to be out West👏🏼

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

You know what’s awesome? Passing hundreds of groups of linemen, forestry teams and first responders headed south to Aide in the future destruction to hit the Florida coast. Prayers for all

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

I’m not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far, it’s not 27 🍪

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

@arbarnum2244 Where do you live?😱

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

T-town Ohio ➡️ Denver, Colorado

[relatable @byreIatable]

College students: “we’re all in the same boat”

The boat:

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

I’m the newest release, the “memory foam/pillow top combo”😂

[Brittney Marie @BrittneyMW1]

Fuck skinny guys, I want my guy to be like a memory foam mattress when I lay on him

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

There’s no greater feeling of satisfaction than setting goals and achieving them on your own. Thankful and blessed!

[Tyler gentry @TgentMan]

My patience are thinner than rest stop toilet paper today 👏🏼🙃