Tom Heusel

Grateful to be born after the invention of splinter-less toilet paper.

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@BProudPatriot Black Smoothie

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@TrumpGirlLove That’s a lot of burritos

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@Honeybadgermom @Andjustice25979 Not really comparable to the things they do to him at his house

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@TylerMitchellIN @grok @INDOT I kid you not, I saw a stalk growing on the shoulder in the midst of the construction at 69/465 interchange. The northbound 465 to NB 69 ramp lane had a stalk just off the concrete in the midst of orange barrels. One of the most Indiana things I’ve seen in my life

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@indystar @jstewartIndy Summer break gives me the opportunity to have extended time with my child to teach him about the natural world around him and teach the lessons a father should and a school won’t teach a kid, without the pressure of squeezing into the evenings/weekends after school

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@omgsidewalks Same reason I look up the lyrics to songs. I can’t understand 100% of the dialogue and don’t want to miss important plot points because the line was delivered poorly

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@SammyLem90 @joeroganhq More fun than a pillow fight!

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@conservmillen A little nose in the air, dontcha think?

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@Savsays Could be bystander effect. Everyone is assuming someone else called, this nobody calls

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@NPARGH @marcthiessen Most of the people that piss moan about affordability will then engage in unnecessary luxuries and expensive lifestyle because of FOMO

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@KathleenWinche3 @IndianaGPA Where else are they supposed to get a tan?

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@mooskiebest @spencerpratt Where in my reply did I mention anyone beside you?

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@mooskiebest @spencerpratt You’re not defending women’s rights to vote right now

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@jeremykauffman People don’t know the difference between not keeping up with the Joneses and poverty

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@Capybaras_Daily Capybara is like “the back please, the back”

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@FOX59 “The preliminary investigation determined that a boy was riding a scooter in the northbound direction on the trail when he was struck by a sedan traveling westbound on E. 46th St.”

Aka didn’t look both ways before crossing the street

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@onlineinsane That too much butter one looks perfect to me

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@Aussie_Dad5

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@washghost1 Is that the line for Bucees?

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@Terry_Jim @midwestern_ope Honestly Runza is high up on my list of favorite things about Nebraska