Tyler Grezaffi

Crunchy

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This glitter will take months to come off...

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I forget how sore heels can make you.

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Zombies fear for the Chuck Norris apocalypse.

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“I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.”

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"I quote myself."

-Tyler Grezaffi

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Censorship should only be used on the uneducated; and discrimination only on hypocrites.

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I'D SAY THE FORTH CUP OF COFFEE FINALLY DID THE TRICK!!

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When lifting two women at once, remember to lift with your legs. That is all.

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It's not the size of the boat that counts; it's the length of your penis.

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"I got stretch marks in places I didn't know you could get stretch marks."

-Girls: Remember your inside voice.

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"What more is a rainbow than colors out of reach?"
#nowplaying

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Put your taint into it.

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"Some people will never learn how to ride a bicycle....and by bicycle, I mean vagina."

-Courtney Murphy

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That awkward moment in the restroom when you realize no one, besides you, ever had intentions to wash their hands.

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BRLT’s ‘Almost, Maine’ offbeat, worth seeing http://t.co/Pf1b829e via @theadvocatebr

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Ignore an idiot and he is only capable of annoying himself.

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I feel like my attention span today just isn't quite

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We, as a people, don't use the word "moist" quite enough. Where are your priorities, congress?