Just Myles Things

A memoir of Myles Sargent Session Drummer #pies #zildjian

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🚨 Breaking News 🚨

After 5 years, we are pleased to announce that Myles has finally got his braces off.

The Kernow King has given the following comments: “My teeth feel slimy.”

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“Do you think I look like Princess Margaret?”

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We’re 1 day into lockdown III and Myles won’t stop singing Baby Shark #SendHelp

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Merry Christmas from Father Sarge and his lil helpers 🎅🏽🎄🐾✨

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“A toilet is a sophisticated system.”

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The Real Linguini’s 14 Minute Meals, out this October in all good bookshops #AnyoneCanCook

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Me: Ed Sheeran’s new baby is called Lyra Antarctica Seaborn Sheeran

Myles: I’d rather call my kid fucking Newhaven than Seaborn

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“Do you think I should have a music industry name? Like Ice Cube?”

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Ok, so if you had to put all the different forms of potato into tiers, what would they be?

“But, Liv, *all* types of potato are in God Tier.”

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“Don’t you hate it when you go to the toilet and you come back and your bag’s been cabbaged.”

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“You can’t copyright The Pocket.”

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Happy 22nd Birthday to the man, the myth, the legend - The Sarge 🎈🎉✨

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“My vocabulary is sublime.”

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What’s the musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat about?

“Him finding his true colours, y’know.”

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“Is Summer actually 500 days?”

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@MartinRossiter you weren’t bleddy wrong

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“Who discovered the sandwich? Because, fucking hell, they deserve a medal.”

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“I’m ruining this lettuce.”

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“I don’t understand the wind. Why does it blow?”

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“I fucking love lettuce.” #TuesdayMotivation