M^RCUS

Ah, if he could only die temporarily |
Graduate ME |
MAN CITY | FERRARI
Circuitryze 🔜

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

Your likes and retweets will be appreciated guys😁
#ColeWorld

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

Thinking about this one talking stage that said she was in 2nd year in her CS degree and when I asked what languages they had learnt that far she said only English

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

I blame the illiteracy crisis for this tweet

[Iron Lady. (African Jacana) @2njerii]

Everyone is talking about the visa denial for that ref and entry into states but no one wants to highlight the actual fraudulent offense. He showed up with Som passport was denied visa, later shows up with a Kenyan diplomatic passport. Tuache jokes bana

[𝐤𝐢𝐤𝐢 @vampireprinxess]

thinking of big fat titties

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

@KenyaPower_Care check dm

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

@droid254 Saw an Instagram shop selling manga and it all looked printed not more than 500m away from the CBD, washed up colours and misaligned prints

[pnorm @paleonormie]

we cannot let the sex weirdos steal CNC from its god ordained meaning of “cool high tech milling machine that makes engine parts”

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

@StanleyMasinde_ Exams are a must for their high school certificate, they might as well drop out if they don't want exams. Hizo zengine are very manageable

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

One thing you've not mentioned is the laptop case, I will never again buy a laptop with plastic casing, a perfectly fine laptop one day and the moment one of the hinges goes inakuwa takataka

[Young⁠ @Brayohki]

kuna vitu basic sana that people forget to check when they're buying a laptop, they always seem like minor issues but ni vitu zinaaffect it's productivity and value for your money
so I'll talk about a few that i know below... 🧵

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

That maize is still supplied by the government lmao, so funny people thinking they can just easily evade mainstream capitalism

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Kama unaeza itisha mahindi ya kusyaga ama Unga from the village just do so. Zile vitu mnakula hii Taon eti ni premium maize flour ni chemicals tupu,, na mtakufa vibaya sana nawahurumia.

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

Hata paternal leave is at most 14 weeks in a lot of companies if the visit is beyond that most men simply can't attend, although, for a lot of communities babies are usually left to women to tend to

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

In all my few years of practice, I've attended to multiple antenatal mothers, and only a handful are accompanied by their husbands. Discuss (20 marks)

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Her boobs ease the pain, call that iboobprofen

Her ass eases the pain, call that assperin

Her thighs ease the pain, all that thighlenol

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

Notice how the government doesn't regulate wages in other industries but feel the need to raise these when their money is straight from the pockets of workers in other industries

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Domestic workers in Nairobi, Mombasa, Kisumu and Eldoret to earn minimum Ksh18,047 as the government raises wages by 12%

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

Unrelated but highschool math is so easy that I left a lot of answers unanswered in my KCSE and still got an A but it's the teachers teaching it at a very superficial level of understanding that make it hard plus the culture of cultivating "Math is hard" to kids

[Unc Max @2FourMax]

"Before mchome shule si wacha tuguzie haka katopic ka Matrix..."😂💔

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

#NotARealMisogynist

[Kanishk @why_hoes_mad]

A feminist can humiliate even her own father for online validation, while a misogynist can fight the entire world to defend his mother's honor

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

Always find it funny when people don't realize just how strong the governments even of the smallest countries are

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Nikama yamune boys hawajui Elon Musk cannot be bullied. Eti they're telling him he either sets up a physical office in Nairobi or they ban X in Kenya. Watashangaa sana haha

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

@gtfudan Lmao, people lose family and move on

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

@denniskioko I think the only point you made is that society isn't safe for kids and we should make boarding school more accommodating. It's the kind of thinking that comes from filling up reason from pre-drawn conclusions

[Vivian @suchnerve]

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[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

Colonialism didn't cause this, you would think the communities living in Kenya were made of pure saints by how much the rot currently is blamed on colonialism

[ꈍ Mŭmbura wa Mbarī ya Ndagi ꈍ @Wiyathi_Muturi]

Another thing I hate when I read history is noticing how colonialism made society less loving of each other & made us oppose nature. The British used a christian old covenant rule to erase our acceptance of gender fluidity; like the hijra of East Asia & mugawe of Agikuyu & Meru.

[M^RCUS @ThAverageMarcus]

Generalised experiences hunishangaza not all schools in Kenya are terrible

[Mungai Kihanya @mungaikihanya]

What disturbs me greatly is that, in Kenya, if you visit your former schools five years after finishing your schooling, you will be disheartened by the deplorable state you will find.

Just visit your former school and see what I mean...