Baltimore Chop

Doucheing it up on twitter since February 2010. Look out Towson I'm coming for you.

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@jedweeks thanks for the follow!

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Totes. Let's get an Orange Julius. https://t.co/2IamcKlk0Z

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@towsonturtle moving up there soon what night is angry old white guy night?

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I wonder if @ThTowsonChop is available.

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@bmoreconnected Millenials aren't people don't apologize.

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Authetic life in the vacuum RT @ThBaltimoreChop: @HolidayToad I’d just as soon they didn’t. Or, if they’re already blocked, they can’t.

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@bmoreconnected people claim or my parody account, @ThBaltimoreChop ?

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@bmoreconnected why does authenticity matter?

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Too many Millenials #Authentic RT @paulmgardner: How great is it having so many people out walking around, enjoying the day. City living.

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Wahhhhh https://t.co/uSWoHueFWe

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#Authentic RT @bmorerican: @ThBaltimoreChop I got chased in Hampden, I got chased in Govans. Bmore Life.

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I call it like I see it. Baltimore is not a town for Millenials, they’re the worst. All crusty seamen for me.

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@TheBrownWord Paul M Gardner couldn’t handle my autheticness.

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You're just not authentic enough bro. https://t.co/jPO2f2dhKu

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I dream of a day where the city was still run by sailors and lumber jacks and steel workers.

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Thanks bro! RT @bmoreconnected: I’m really appreciating reading @ThBaltimoreChop recently

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Just trolling for hits. RT @katingawollman: Honest question for @ThBaltimoreChop: what was the purpose of the “Authentic Baltimore” piece?

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Too many bros. https://t.co/xFnih3NAv5

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Check out all the photos from Friday's #OpeningDay Parties at @HorseshoeBmore @hootersofbmore and @Mothersgrille http://t.co/GzFdwZMBln

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Im too poor to buy opening day tickets, instead I'll bitch about it on Twitter. #Baltimore

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Not Authentic enough, too many millennials. https://t.co/zhAfmBo3E0

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At $163.39, Oriole Park is one the cheapest @MLB stadiums for a family of four http://t.co/w75uzDJNxn