Tom Sefton

A geology teacher.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Me in 2028 using my Brit Card to request three minutes of government-supervised internet access so that I can post a picture of my cat

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis

[Dr Katie Strang @palaeokatie]

The next open day at Fossil Grove is tomorrow (Sunday the 16th July) from 12-4pm! Head along to see this awesome 330 million year old fossilised forest and learn about life in equatorial Scotland during the carboniferous period 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🖤

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Barbie Oppenheimer

[Tom Sefton @ThSefton]

Two years ago, I would mark essays at a Scottish university for £5.33 per essay - obviously designed to attract precarious staff. Scummy move.

Solidarity with everyone on a marking boycott.

[UCU @ucu]

This is beyond the pale.

@UWEBristol are offering casual, zero hour contracts to mark the assignments of staff involved in the MAB.

Instead of attacking your own staff and offering these disgraceful contracts, call on @UCEA1 to re-negotiate!

#ucuRISING

[Tom Sefton @ThSefton]

@CurateUoL About 8 years late, but thank you so much for organising a monocular microscope for me in my exams! I’ve thankfully (mostly) grown out of my astigmatism, but it really meant a lot at the time!

[Tom Sefton @ThSefton]

@arbitorian @warhammer I hope not! Just built two Basilisks

[The Geological Society of Glasgow @GeolSocGlasgow]

More upcoming geonatter dates confirmed 🦖🦕

[Ronald McGillvray @RonMcGillvray]

If it wasn’t for Agents Mulder and Scully of the X-Files, Eugene Tooms would be just coming out of his 30 year hibernation, this year, to start killing again. So thank you Agents Mulder and Scully for making the world a safer place. 😀

[Peter Neville @peteneville65]

For those who don't fully understand what is up with the NHS, here is a thread for you that might help.

I'm a consultant physician working as a doctor in the NHS in Yorkshire and Wales for 32 years now. I have experienced the NHS at its best (2008) and its worst (2022).

[Tom Sefton @ThSefton]

@Hallybhoy11 I used to work at a pub with two chefs in the kitchen, Matt and Sméagol. When I first asked, apparently it was because he was a big Lord of the Rings fan…asked again about 6 months later, and it was because he was short, bald and ugly 🙃

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Saw your boyfriend in the fruit section at ASDA buying the easy peelers when I was in buying the difficult peelers x

[Tom Sefton @ThSefton]

I guess mudstone isn’t for everyone…

[Tom Sefton @ThSefton]

@FaithfullJohn Duncan was a great masters supervisor, I hope his tiktok career pops off 👍

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

GEORGE: jerry, i’m dating a na’vi!
JERRY: how are YOU dating a na’vi?
GEORGE: i got an avatar! it’s tall and handsome. she has no idea what i really look like!
ELAINE: i dated a na’vi once…let’s just say he never found my unobtanium
*kramer enters in giant mech suit*

[Rupert Read 🌍 🔥 @GreenRupertRead]

How disgusting that the Cons have done this under cover of the queen’s death.
All that stuff about ‘Out of respect you must stop striking /protesting / playing sport’ is baloney. It’s only for little people like you and I.
The Govt is crashing on full pelt with their dire agenda.