Huff

probably late and definitely hungover | dirty commie bastard | he/him

[Huff @ThaMagicDragon]

🎶Huff the magic dragon
Lived on the coast
And tweeted horny on his main
At risk of the group chat's roast

All of funny twitter
Loved that rascal Huff
And gave him likes and retweets
And even DM'd him stuff🎶

[Huff @ThaMagicDragon]

@mayaisfiya Says you! You won't even let her have pork chops

[M @melosling]

Notice how it’s not pickleball court

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80 minutes into this game and I'm still not over PKs fit

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@super_smasha Toronto!

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@lildustorm There is no world in which this was necessary for you imma be honest

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Other than *maybe* home plate umpire I understand basketball is the hardest one for a referee but Jesus Christ man it's the finals

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Genuinely how do you do this by accident, like, it would be kinda hard to do it on purpose

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Commenting Congratulations!!!! ten times a week these days, no one ever congratulates me though...I need to fake an ultrasound

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@cuntryqueen69 Proof?

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@eviIcherub Even if this is true why would I care about the development econ definition when I can see people living in poverty that is extreme like what is buddy talking about

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I'm so glad likes are private because I can like any absolute dogshit pretty girls retweet in peace

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@kelly_scraps @cryb0i Congratulations!!!!!!

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@tpwkkylie Congrats!!!

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@TheWarOnProtein It's facts

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When pregnant women are too big to reach down there and they get horny the baby just reaches their little baby hands out her coochie to play a quick scratch dj set send tweet

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Don't really watch basketball, why don't they let the white one shave?

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

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A wild Huff was spotted!

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Helped some incredibly drunk women take the bus this morning, they said they were on their way to court, godspeed ladies

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It's called training camp

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .