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[➣ 𐙚🫧 ೀ @werepixies]

“we are fortunate that president tru

[chante 🍓 @alrightchante]

The only voting America has ever gotten right tbh #DWTS

[Marlon @marlonmalibu]

Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.

[vee - no1 mayano top gun fan @numberonesbgfan]

LMAO HE WON!!!!

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

Won't be long now until Anita Recount makes her appearance.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[LaKeisha’s Cousin Polly @Btchnotme]

So what you’re telling me is that the Town Women done fell out?

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

Me looking at the TL today:

[Patty Honcho 🤹🏾‍♂️ @PATTY_HONCHO]

“you can’t dance to TPAB”

me:

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

no one can make me hate this album

[avary 💚 @kyoruyeye]

i used to ask for grapes at a lemonade stand

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me in the backseat when my friends are asking whats the next move when i was supposed to be home 2 hours ago

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

supernanny when a child calls their mother a cunt

[🍊CrispyFrise🍊(COMMISSIONS OPEN) @CrispyFrise]

2 goats died in the same week what the fuck

[sunkissed ☀️🌻 @Sunnyhclee]

Me cause usher didn’t bring out Justin #Usher #SuperBowl

[. @deanricksgf]

How justin bieber better be sleeping tonight

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Oh so you thumbs upped my text instead of hearting it, quick question why do u fucking hate me?