CHRIS JONES

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

my hair is in a tizzy today. must take two showers and double up on the #brohead

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

I've been told before that I look like John Cusack

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

i just created the word ruffians- American for poor people that get in my way. Also can apply to anybody that gets in my way.

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

clip hunter or the masters? tough decision....how about both.

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

T Swift's new album comes out at midnight!!!! already in line at walmart!!! it's me and one hundred 12 year old girls, but i blend right in

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

tough loss for My Reds but i will bounce back tomorrow and gamble away my dad's money at the track like it is my job #drownmysorrowsaway

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

"I have to do everything around here"- me

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

"I think that 5'6'' asian males are sooo attractive"- No one ever

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

can a brotha get a little sleep at college? my 3 hour naps just aren't cutting it anymore after 2 hours of class #needhelp

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

oh you wanna watch a tv program in the living room? i really don't care, this is a dictatorship- my dictatorship #myworld

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

its my house, my driveway, my couch, my refrigerator, my tv, no questions asked. if you don't like that, well good for you

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

who is this cowboys punter Chris Jones? the impostors are really starting to pile up #weknowwhotaylorswiftlikes #cowboyssuck

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

*now daily complaining toe tweet* #pitymeplease

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

All I can say is I was enchanted to meet you #love #marryme

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

wait, whats that you see? Taylor Swift's car sitting in my driveway? yes, yes it is #futurewife

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

now that this Ted movie is coming out maybe people will start believing me when i tell them that my stuffed unicorn is real and talks to me

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

"i love asians"---Taylor Swift in my dreams last night

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

#thatawkwardmoment when i am wearing the same shirt as someone at work.........and that someone is a female #swagstyle

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

"i am the best at everything."---me

[CHRIS JONES @ThaREALCJONES92]

watching Miss USA and i can honestly say like there may not be like a better pageant in the world, i just love like everything about this