quasiMondo

Certified Guyknowballogist

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@jesserosen_ Fazabalright.

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Drove drunk for the first time last night.

#wontbemylast

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Yo tell me it’s not true. I just heard someone out pizza’ed the hut. Fuck. Shit.

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@jesserosen_ Feel better soon 🤞🥀

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Had this thought today on a nice long car ride with friends:

When you’re participating in karaoke, what’s the first song that pops into your head on the spot?

Mines Wagon Wheel.

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@FuckAshytnDavis Shut up dude. Mexico three-way money line since you’re asking.

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Fidget spinner in the big ‘26. #nofucksgiven

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@LoganFeldman Ok “Big Cheese”

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@JustStatementss The liberal left in question. Does it feel good to be wrong?

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“Nooooo you can’t just watch football and eat pizza on a random Sunday in the spring” says the liberal left. Eat shit.

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@FuckAshytnDavis Blocked, reported. Never tweet again. #ColeslawForever

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Adonis and his boy lowkey cutting up tho #Iceman

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Sneezing while driving is an underrated danger of driving

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600,000 a year. 40,000 a month. 12,000 a week. 1,500 a day. 60 every hour. 1 every minute.

Check on your people, even if they seem ok.

I’m so violently hungover.

#freakbob

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He has risen. #nofuckinshot

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Was watching old Mr. Beast videos tonight.

Bro Chris is a girl now.

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@Roosters sponsor me plz im your biggest fan

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I love when magicians are like, “is this your card?? Oh it’s not? Check your rectum…”

Like how’d he get that card up there 😭✌️

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Iowa bench free throw celly has so much zest in it… #moneyline

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Fuck #Fuck