Uncle Shyfty

Aging geek. Tired Optimist. I'm me, so YOU don't have to be. #twinja

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

Well, after 9 years... seriously thinking of jumping ship.

I'm tired of the spambots following me, quite a few regulars I follow are already gone. The Muskrat stuck a mortal blow and this thing is bleeding to death.

Gods, honestly thinking of Threads.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

@WatchGirlsPlay I alway saw him more as a Geodude kinda guy.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

@CyborgBooBoo23 Rocks fell, everyone died.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

Brain is yo-yoing, can't tell if the twitchyness is better than the lethargy.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

@aurora_f None for me, between chest AND back hair i'd look like a hedgehog stuck in a tube sock.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

Head going beyond bad to just plain ugly.

May call it an early night and scream for a while.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

Fuuuuck. Bray's heel work was damn near hypnotic. He will truly be missed.

#ripwindhamrotunda

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

@MissGinaDarling UNLESS, they own a chainsaw.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

How much of my soul do I need to sell for a Monster Pipeline Punch to just appear in my hand?

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

@RealJamesWoods talking about free speech is ironic considering he was paid to be a town crier in his teens.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

@RealJamesWoods is so old his boner is literally whalebone.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

@RealJamesWoods is so old, his first glory hole was on the Mayflower.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

@RealJamesWoods is so old he doesn't need Viagra...

He needs scaffolding.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

@wyominghippie1 I friendzoned a hookah once.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

@ShelleyElwood Funny enough, "Schmutz" is what Tumblr is going to rebrand as.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

Brain going bluh, but still alive.

[Beth Carter @bethcarter007]

How about you, #readersoftwitter? #WritingCommunity #bannedbooks

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

@DinkaKay Bibbidy bobbidy NERF PLZ!

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

@aurora_f I just hate myself because it's a cheaper hobby than Warhammer.

[Uncle Shyfty @ThaShyftyOne]

Post-surgery update: whole body ache.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.