Thad “Cap” Johnson

Women Hater | ΣΝ 03’ | How’s Ya Box | #LANK | PE

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And suddenly all the bad thoughts go away #dontkys

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Get mogged pussy #iykyk

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“Dad I wanna go to ASU” would bring tears to my eyes immediately.

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If I had gone to ASU I would’ve contracted aids no doubt about it

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Got told 3 times in the past two weeks that I have a “beautiful” golf swing. Gaslighting is awesome! #selfmade

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And the cuck of the year award goes toooo #sweetheart

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If your job is to give out parking tickets on campus you are the problem in this world. #boner

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Enough is enough #whynotme

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2 new roommates this year, I wonder if they’ll ever get the privilege of following this acc. #tbd

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I swear I wasn’t gonna drink tn

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@Calebvwatts67 Stay away from my wife big voltage

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How many story likes is too many? #lank

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Some good ole back to school shopping, thanks mom. #taxbracket

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Guess what Sara. No one gives a fuck.

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Sister brought home the new bf today. Pops is gonna be real pissed about this one. #wtf

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@Calebvwatts67 Bring a notepad and write down everything she says like she’s being studied #researchpurposes

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Just saw an absolute rocket with a guy wearing a pearl necklace. My day is officially ruined. #wtf

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@PowerstrokeChad Claymore, are you fucking retarded??? Who let a high schooler have a burner????

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@Randal2faded And just like that Randal, this is my new favorite post of all time.

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Im a senior now, any underclasmen is a gay chud to me #seniority

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Im so out on this gf day thing, women suck.#badday