Thaddeus “GripnRip” Poonmasher

Bachelors of science with a concentration in seal clubbing U of Alaska Fairbanks, Denied entry to Israel, Proud owner of a Polish child, Krill farmer

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This does really work

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Just unlocked the elite method for pulling Chinese/Russian 10s in college
1. Approach woman
2. Mention that you are a Naval intelligence officer in charge of missile defense
3. Hit it and make up missile bullshit
4. Block and repeat

I have done this 5 times now and it is too ez

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Does anyone else refuse to get the mark of the beast (TSA Pre check)

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The opps have no idea that I have siege ladders. Rest in piss Earl of Essex #PackWatch #expandbyforce

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@doc_derek0972 Of course Derek, not sure that I have enough chromosomes for that!

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Guys I have great news #HOI4

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Second pint in Ireland is a perfect split, these protties simply do not know ball like me. Time to talk to the ginger monstrosity across the pub #refdosomething

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Ben Gurion airport definitely knows ball with this one #hogawarnessmonth #itwillplay

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@doc_derek0972 Mind if a white hoy speak a little perch

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@DocThadShanks The few, the proud, the bingers

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Whoever this “surgeon genital” guy is, he’s a huge square. #bingbing

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Chinese Merchant ship on the horizon, sending in a mexiking with a c4 empanada immediately #refdosomething