Thage

Find me on Astrid Tidesgarde or Kekeli Keli at Balmung (FFXIV). Gender is weird. I retweet/like nsfw stuff, so 🔞. Talk nerdy to me.

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It's 11 pm, and I'm collecting my thoughts on Blizzard. CW/TW: suicidal ideation

Read: https://t.co/n4i6UZujfp

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@deathreyy KK rarely if ever picks up on being flirted with. She's aro-ace, and when she does realize she's being hit on, she's usually annoyed because she has to address /this whole thing/ when she could be working on her next paper.

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@LaurenWalshArt The math rocks go clicky clack in the hand and in their special box, this pleases the goblin brain.

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@BlizzJess "So Jessica, how's work?"
"I'm one of the public faces of internal attempts to rip asunder corrupt systems and hold company executives accountable for years of abuse."

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@TheBioticGod 😢

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Never liked green bean casserole anyway, and after being forced to eat it as a kid? Yeah, into the incinerator you go.

[Hit Parade @hpcollect]

Eliminate one from Thanksgiving...FOREVER 🦃 🥧 🍽️

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@BlizzJess The secret solution, according to my grandpa, is to break his legs.

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@EmberFirehair What's wild is so many of its mechanics would fit perfectly in a modern game. Extensions were ahead of their time and it's a shame the game got overshadowed so badly (and a lot of criticisms at the time focused on Dart feeling too much like Cloud w/the serial numbers off).

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Regenerative coma over, worst of the pneumonia passed. May call out of work tomorrow if I'm still feeling a bit rough.

[Jarek Madyda - (Commissions Open JUNE-JULY) @JarekMadyda]

Spent the last hour retweeting, liking, and commenting on the last artshare now it's time to post something mine.

Dragon Valley

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@AhkmoanA I will take the unholy noise I made when I won that coat with me to the grave.

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@adiosamiibos Trade Offer!
I gain: 10s invuln
You gain: Seething rage

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@dreadfuldruid Xuen watching a night elf fold Wrathion in half for getting sassy on his turf one too many times

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@dreadfuldruid "Okay, so there's this settlement in Kalimdor, called Darnassus."
"Right."
"The women are seven feet tall and their thighs are as big around as my arm."
"... Continue."
"I'm going to teach them to split a bridge in half with a kick."
"You're doing the gods' work."

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@YongYea Who ever saw that coming, rampant sexism in an industry plagued by rampant sexism?

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@Ainastrasza This is just what we need in our heroic fantasy setting: bleak nihilism where not only has the PC's involvement been a complete non-factor in things, but the protagonist factions straight up acknowledge they only bother letting people live so they're better food later.