#ThankYouMiami

I used to be a blog about our love/hate relationship with Miami. Then I forgot to renew my URL once & all my beautiful writings disappeared into the interwebs.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 10 Aug 2011 (via @twi_age).

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This 🤣 Miami cities are so extra.

[The Flavor Hedonist @FlavorHedonist]

Im living for this growing beef between Miami Springs and Hialeah over the noise from Factory Town. https://t.co/UTYhK9v2lD

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My mom and I left home—she lives in Boca, I live in SoBe—at the same time to meet up in Downtown Miami. She beat me there.

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Art Basel is also commiserating with others about how you were stuck in traffic all week.

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Art Basel is all of us standing around, waiting for Ubers.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 10 Aug 2011 (via @twi_age).

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The Goodtime Hotel is to this month what Carbone was to the last two months.

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We shoot...we score! I have a date with Pfizer tomorrow!

[Les @LesPantin]

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Today my COVID vaccine journey feels like trying to win Jingle Ball tickets on @Y100MIAMI. I have two browsers open on my computer, one on my phone and four friends hoping to be caller 100.

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Getting the COVID vaccine is like getting into LIV. Everyone I know knows someone that knows someone that got them in, and I’m still outside the red velvet ropes waiting for a sketchy promoter to get me in.

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I have observed a correlation between men in Miami that don’t wear masks and men in Miami that wear too much cologne.

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The Virgo in me is really loving that you can’t go eat anywhere in Miami right now without a reservation. It is forcing all my anti-planning friends (i.e., the spur-of-the-moment Geminis) to make plans with me in advance. Finally.

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I would like to meet the Mario of @carrotexpress Mario’s Favorite to thank him for dreaming up such a delicious combination of ingredients.

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WHERE DID ALL THESE PEOPLE COME FROM?!?

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Dude. @AtlanticBBInc is it too much to ask for that for $100/mo I can rely on my WiFi to not go down every other day?

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Bartlett for President 2020

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Proof that I practice what I preach

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If your mask doesn’t match your bikini, you’re doing it wrong 🙌🏻

[City of Miami Beach @MiamiBeachNews]

You know how we do it in the 305 #WearAMask  🌴 @Twitter

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 10 Aug 2011 (via @twi_age).

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Based on the news headlines (and videos circulating social media) alone, Miami Beach sounds very post-apocalyptic right now. Meanwhile, outside my bedroom window, peace and quiet.