Thanks Trump

Donald Trump says many great things will happen during his time as President, so here are some great things already happening *because* of him.

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Works for me... #ThanksTrump https://t.co/tiCup1BZR7

[Slate @Slate]

Giving Trump credit for stuff he didn't do is the hot new corporate PR strategy https://t.co/BsqagZjELv

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It's #SuperBowlSunday.

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Crocodile Dundee wants to kick my ass now.

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My fries are crispy!

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It really doesn't matter what the groundhog tells us, we still get 4 more years of Trump.

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Beyoncé is pregnant with twins.

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Seinfeld episodes still have pop culture relevance.

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Supreme Court announcements are now prime time events. Could the next Executive Order be on pay-per-view?

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Fish don't fry in the kitchen;

Beans don't burn on the grill.

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An Attorney General who follows the Constitution is soooo overrated now.

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Even @espn reporters are now political commentators.

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A coworker bought my lunch today.

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Supreme Court announcements are now prime time events. Could the next Executive Order be on pay-per-view?

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Eating a good steak can define a man, and steaks will never be outlawed under the Trump presidency.

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.@TigerWoods is playing on the Tour again.

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I have 3 extra green M&M's in my bag.

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Hmm...I wonder who negotiated this travel waiver that will help so many Americans??? #ThanksTrump https://t.co/neydTHlEkF

[Delta @Delta]

We’ve issued a waiver for January 30th, due to forecasted weather in the Washington D.C Area. See more here: https://t.co/7hFRCcJJmJ

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Newspaper revenue is the highest it's been in years.

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Onions across this nation are having a revival because of me! @HalfOnionInABag

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The airlines are getting a ton of publicity right now!

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