Thanks, MGMT

Customers. Corporate. Failure. Frailty. Hopes. Dreams. Inspiring cashiers, associates & managers to take control of their #RetailProblems.

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Republican: I hope we maintain the majority.
Democrat: I hope there’s a blue wave.
Retail manager: All I want is three fucking peg hooks right now.

#retailproblems
#politics
#Election2018

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"Are you guys open?"

#retailproblems

#COVID

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When your DM shows up & you finally did the one little thing with the thing in the place in the back room that he's threatened to fire you over since last August & he can see in your eyes you know he was right

#retailproblems

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The state of my back room is strong because my people are strong. #sotu #retailproblems

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Same shit different cycle. #Election2020 #retailproblems #ssdd

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Republican: I hope we maintain the majority.
Democrat: I hope there’s a blue wave.
Retail manager: All I want is three fucking peg hooks right now.

#retailproblems
#politics
#Election2018

[(formerly)💢Retail Rant in the Key of F💢 @Retailrantriot]

If you are reading this & you are NOT working- Please be patient with Retail employees today. Yes, they get paid & they are blessed to have a job, but we are people's punching bags anyway & don't need it today. If you can't be polite, please don't come out today. #RetailProblems

[Joel. @thaBugger]

May all of your stores make sales plan tomorrow and may all the injuries be minor #RetailProblems

[Hailey Mitchell @HaileyCMitchell]

Fuck Christmas music! 🙄🙄 #retailproblems

[Princess Failano @kittayyy]

Just wanna get wine drunk tonight but ya girl has to work at 12am. 🙄 #retailproblems

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“It’s a shame you have to work on #Thanksgiving.” #retailproblems #BlackFriday2018 #BlackThursday

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Of all the retail joints in all the strip malls in all the world, my ex-ex-girlfriend’s asshole brother walks into mine and is genuinely nice but doesn’t remember who the fuck I am. #retailproblems

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@SydneyMTS Even the ones that don’t have mix tapes are often like “I don’t have a mix tape but I have this sweet LEGO collection send me cash yo”

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#RetailProblems

Customer: "It's a gorgeous day outside."

Me:

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Talk politics w/your family & friends. I'm not your friend. I sell. You buy. If ur a regular & we're on a first-name basis, cool, let's chat about life & work, but I still likely don't give a shit about politics cuz dude a customer's behind you, I don't have time for free speech.

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Imagine me walking into ur office or business & casually expressing political opinions during an unrelated professional interaction.
It'd be weird, right?
So stop doing it while I'm selling you things. Say hi. Pick product. Buy product. Say bye. Go home w/product. #retailproblems

[alyssa. @yeeesha_]

coworker - how are you doing today

me - i’m alright how’s it going with you

coworker - living the dream..just kidding i should’ve stayed in prison

#retailproblems

[Lady Nicola of Kent @NicolaNiknaknoo]

Customer: Great game today and on such a beauiful day

Me:

#retailproblems

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

Newbie:I need hours!!!
Me:We need people tonight!
Newbie:I can do it.
Me:You work till midnight if you want. Then you’ll get paid Friday.
*8pm rolls around*
Newbie:Oh I have to leave.
#retailproblems

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As long as they didn't steal your pot plant #RetailProblems https://t.co/qQQSxdTLUE

[Kitty 📚✨➡️OFFKAI @MsKittyMamaVT]

In case you were wondering, your joke is not original in the slightest. #retailproblems