Rod 🙂👍

I'm Rod yes hell yes

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You're stuck in second person and you can't get out. Help you. Help you. Please help you.

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At some point in your life someone with BPD will say this to you, it is extremely important you do not fall for it

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

I’m entitled to this

[Rod 🙂👍 @ThanksThoth]

Hi please don't lock the door again it makes me feel bad

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*stops right before you climax* yea you get the idea

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If I eat one rotisserie chicken a day ($5) I only need $25,000 to feed myself for the rest of my life

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I went on a date once with someone, which I thought went great, then at the end they were like "let me know when you get home safe :)" so when I got home I said "I got home safe :)" and watched their profile disappear as they blocked me in real time

[Rod 🙂👍 @ThanksThoth]

Men who weigh less than 150lbs cannot give consent

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Kinda cool how 10 years ago they came out with a neural net that could scan a person's face and predict if they were gay with like 90% accuracy, and then it was never spoken of again

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I was born weird so I had an extra set of teeth in between my baby teeth and my adult teeth, after my baby teeth fell out I had like weird pointy demon teeth come out, and after those were my normal adult teeth

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Share a piece of lore about yourself

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Your hips are too curvy for a man, blocked

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I took this screenshot of a random woman's Instagram story years ago, I find myself coming back to it again and again

[Rod 🙂👍 @ThanksThoth]

Whenever someone is rude to me, I think about the hardships they must've gone through in life, I feel genuine empathy for the traumas they must've endured, and then I hit them with my car

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I'm wrong? What an excellent opportunity to learn and improve

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Knew a guy online once that said he "invented" a way to never have to use the bathroom while gaming, and he would just pee his pants a little bit and wait for it to evaporate, and then do it again, and it was the worst thing I've ever heard

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When I was young I used to take a little bit of toothpaste and rub it on the inside corner of my eyes, I called it "cold vision" and it felt amazing

[Rod 🙂👍 @ThanksThoth]

"My wiiiife" coworker just got FIRED

[Rod 🙂👍 @ThanksThoth]

I work with a dude who's definitely slightly autistic, today the boss came in and told us one of our coworkers is taking some time off because their spouse had died.

We were all just sitting there in silence for a minute, and then he went "mah wiiiiife..." in a sad borat voice

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I'm a huge fan of the wooden ball toy that comes with every avocado

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"poor people are less agentic" first of all, made up word, second, having a safety net allows you to be way less risk averse, which is what you mean by "agentic"

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Tbh I didn't know "getting your teeth fixed" meant they sand them down to little nubs and just glue new fake teeth on top of them, they should tell u that up front