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The wife asked if I wanted to see the new SpiderMan & I said I don’t want to see the 5th new SpiderMan in my life.

Wife “what are you talking about?”
Me “it’s not Tom Holland. It’s some new guy”
Wife “it is Tom Holland”

These dumb ads gaslighted me that there was a new actor

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@laurenherde @Evan_Hand +11 for the day. +35 for the entire tournament

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@East_TexasGal @TBob53 He clearly wasn’t drunk and the officer did not pull him over with suspicion of him being drunk

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@BrandonTucker @MidwestGolfJake I find the tee times aren’t spaced out enough. Played at a nice course recently and it was a 5 hour round with everyone on the ass of people in front of them. I will never return even though it was very well maintained

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@PointGodScottie This is how I feel playing within single digit strokes of my friend who’s a 8 handicap

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@EXgator50 @SteveSkojec The wild animals roam around the park. Clearly you’ve never been there. The guy wasn’t doing anything wrong or out of the ordinary by walking there

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It’s kind of funny that AI performs better if you conduct psychological warfare on it

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@eli0xeli @venturetwins A little over 4 million people how impressive …

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@Covers This is an embarrassing post because it shows you clearly don’t understand what happened

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@KennedyTomwk2 @FOXSports That’s not what happened?

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@Fleece1Johnson @JJFromTheBronx This is their office

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My @NYCMayor has created a logistical nightmare.
Knicks fans are boxed in from all sides. We literally cannot leave in any direction. People are thinking about swimming to Brooklyn.

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@FusionptCapital

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@FusionptCapital No, please. I was told this was the responsible investment

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@citrini Umm VSXY is not in any basket. VSCO is not in the GF index either. It is held in two baskets at 0% and -2.77% though. Did the basket not get properly updated?

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@FusionptCapital I know you say this somewhat in jest but they honestly are. I’m looking at some names down 75% in a year so it would be about time for them to rally a bit

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@unusual_whales You are telling me almost 1 in 5 workers are immigrants?

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@FusionptCapital JP Morgan says it’s time to logout

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@TheSharpPlays Ah interesting. I got confused with the listed portfolio amounts and then the listed profit. Appreciate the response