John “Jeep Grand Cherokee” Smith

Just an average guy trying to get some decent watermelon

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I eat the ends of bread. Like a hunter gatherer using every bit of an animal.

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@WillAda42085091 How much poo did you get on your fingers?

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Type of shit I’ve been on recently

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This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful that I live in a country where I’m free to bust it down sexual style, no matter where I am

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@bacont51 I’m off

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@bacont51 and I are #TappedIn for Morgan Wallen!!

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Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne? In this economy??

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@pinkhairfriend5 Hard dislike

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@pinkhairfriend5 You literally just described a day

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@hansandwichhh I was 7 vodka sodas deep. You be the judge

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My gf just gave me road head while she was driving! #GayPride2023

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@jp_cubed Ok

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I got kicked out of Applebees today for taking too long to order (I can’t read)

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Never going to the club again! The bouncer rejected me because apparently I look like I have a good credit score. WTF!

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@caitlinnoharee LFG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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So stoked for my final tomorrow! Might fuck around and wake up early to study more!

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@jp_cubed Bro

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Congartulationss to @pagebacon2 for becoming a din in the fall‼️ #youreading

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4 out of my top 5 songs this year was mr. Bright side. Is it possible to be too white?

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@pinkhairfriend5 You are woman