Casey

#That70sShow RP / Parody account

(used to be @HelloVVisconsin)

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

independent portrayal of casey
kelso from that 70s & 90s show.
experienced literate male writer.
face claim: luke wilson (not him).
shipping with chemistry. mdni.
likes and retweets appreciated.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

mh, you have a point here.

anyway, you know where to find me in case you change your mind.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

tsk. lame.

you’re missing out.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

sounds like a plan, brother.

by the way, we probably should hang out more you and me. it’s been awhile.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

@theblondewh0re you bet i am !

a kelso is always ready to kiss !

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

how about we take him together, uh? you and me, brother. we'll teach him a lesson.

you're better than him, don't forget that.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

he did not! i'll kill him!

where is he hiding? still in foreskin’s basement?

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

@theblondewh0re it's true, it really does...

ah! burn, as michael would say.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

hm. probably skip the first part.

plus, i was referring to eric and... what's the crackhead's name?

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

right.

leave the grownups alone and go play with your stupid friends. also, if you see donna tell her i wanna see her.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

@theblondewh0re yeah, it's in the family.

great! let's do that then!

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

@theblondewh0re couldn't agree more!

it's nice talking to you, you're not just a perfect body: you're a beautiful mind too. i like that. we should talk more. but we also should have sex more. just a thought.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

oh michael, when will you learn that saying ‘burn’ out loud is lame?

tsk.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

oh, i'm so scared!

words can't hurt me, foreskin.
come here and kick my ass. try.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

where's everyone?

too scared to face me?

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

well, do you see michael here?
do you see donna? they won't know.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

@theblondewh0re i know, right! red is right, he does need some footing in his ass!

you just found the perfect words to describe brotherhood, laurie! i feel sorry you're surrounded by idiots everywhere, fortunately i'm here for you.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

why not?

you know i'm a better kisser than michael, right?

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

@theblondewh0re that's fine, she'll dump his ass sooner or later.

you're right, the better kelso brother. first born is always superior to the younger brother. michael doesn't stand a chance against me.

[Casey @That70sTransAm]

that's right, foreskin.

your worst nightmare is back.