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[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

Slept on fantasy book if you need a new read! #BookRecommendation

[Kimmie Jean @KimberlyAlger]

@PAYOLETTER @officialgooddog Hamlet🥰

[🧈ButturdApple🍎 | Artist @ButturdApple]

@directedbyrian I couldn't resist. #turnipprices

[M.r. Alger @Anywhere_Author]

Hate that damn bunny. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

“Listen, don’t fall in love with me.”

“Did you log over 200 hours playing Animal Crossing?”

“I’ll break your heart.”

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

@rosannecash But did he have streaming available

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

Is it even #Lent if you don’t try to search for loopholes in this Godly devotion thing for you can have that Hostess cupcake?

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

"Order now and get yours in time for Xmas!"

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

Does #BabyYoda poop? Is #TheMandalorian changing diapers? Answer please I beg don’t leave our boy with a rash

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

@realDonaldTrump Most relatable tweet the man’s ever sent. This represents pretty accurately how I post myself on Instagram

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

Me when the job app asks my salary expectation and I have an unrelated degree with no experience. @elonmusk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

200k

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

Men ain’t shit

[ian🌱 @watery_day]

severus snape, dying: harry.............your mom was fine as hell. she was so fucking hot. i wanted to bang the shit out of her but she friendzoned me for your dumbass chad father. *dies*
harry: wow. he was a great man after all

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

8 year old me deciding to run away after my mom wouldn’t stop for nuggets on the way home.

[WIRED @WIRED]

“I WANT NOTHING. I WANT NOTHING. I WANT NO QUID PRO QUO." This now iconic image of President Trump's notes was taken just before he spoke to press today. Here's how Getty Images photographer Mark Wilson got the shot that lit up Twitter. https://t.co/s7cdIIEnWg

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

Me trying to figure out what the cats scale is to humans in #CatsMovie

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

#YouKnowItsMyFamilyBecause no other gene pool but ours does shots of box Cabernet like it’s high end tequila

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

@jimmyfallon Every Wheezing Breath You Take #AddAWordToRuinASong

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

@jimmyfallon Don’t Stand By Me #AddAWordToRuinASong

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

Apparently bread is bad for ducks but if you try to feed them seeds instead they will look at you like you’re a bougie bitch #DuckTales #iknowthishasnothingtodowithducktales #butitisaducktale #feelme

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

When he upgrades his side chick to main chick. #lookatus

[Ghost Tweeter @ThatAlgerKid]

Wat.
#JeffGoldblum #weightloss