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I was born, then I procrastinated, then I tweeted. Comedy performer and instructor, production enthusiast. “In this home we say Twitter.”

[annabethel @ThatAnnaB]

Big weekend! Two improv shows tonight and a standup competition Sunday @dcimprov Come experience “Momedy”—one of the three shows almost sold out!!

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@anylaurie16 @FunnyBoneClubs It’s crucial to BYO-fruit and veggies when visiting Ohio!

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Officer Edwards is a HERO. She as a Capitol Police probably would NEVER had guessed that Arizona males in fluorescent caps would be the cause of such grave injury to her—that could describe 8% of middle school tour groups in the DMV #DMVProblems

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I feel like this Brit ends every statement with a dig at the USA. Happy #TreasonSeason

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@thatonequeen I’m complaining all over @Spotify @SpotifyCares about it 🤬

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@scm9887 My wife: “A lot of people live on boats there!” @campbells1_

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Pretty sure @SamanthaMakoski @AkilahObviously and myself are the only true Bengals fans losing our MINDZ rn #Bengals #ChampionshipSunday

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Wanna see me do #standup this Friday in Burbank?

Check it out:
https://t.co/tiVVMwfkQR

Thanks @FlappersComedy for the time!

[annabethel @ThatAnnaB]

“Luggage, luggage, everywhere… and not a bag to claim.”

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Lines for just baggage claim @americanair A Midwest summer storm upending only AA flights @fly2ohare for MULTIPLE HOURS—all this chaos should be absolutely embarrassing!

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Oh snap! Greg crashed the date!! #TheBacheloretteABC #SpoilerAlert

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I’m offended for Oceania—KEITH URBAN?! This is only acceptable if Flight of the Conchords first passed. #Olympics

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Watching ‘Ted’ at 35 @BullitVolvo5 @BullitVolvo #ThunderBuddies

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A man dressed as a cat and another hid in an oversized present. Thank you for avoiding the obvious puns #TheBachelorette The franchise has grown up at least some since Colton’s season.

[annabethel @ThatAnnaB]

This was a performance art, right? This whole vibe had to be an experiment. #TheBachelorette #BacheloretteNation

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

RIP DMX. If you had a cool older brother in the 90s his CDs were always on.

[helen keller’s mom @nativenewyork13]

Kim looks like Maya Ishii-Peters from PEN15 if she grew up and learned how to style her short hair #TheBachelorABC #thebachelor

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Big Checks & Balances Energy

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Merrick Garland will serve as the Attorney General of the United States — not as my personal lawyer.

[annabethel @ThatAnnaB]

It is past curfew.
Do you know where your Crazy Uncle is...?

#Curfew #CapitolCoup

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@KatieDunnTweets 2nd!