민윤기 || Yoongi.

❛ I came here to fuck up the game. ❜

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

❝ Do any of you know how to shut the fuck up? ❞

— 민윤기 ;; ℳin Yoongi.
— literate. r-rated fuckery. chemistry.
— rap royalty. the mystery behind the masterpiece.

✦

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Wash your hands.

[Jimin. @wickedmisery]

Yes?

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Listen, brat.

[Jimin. @wickedmisery]

Everyone talking about Ice Cream and all I want is a creampi—.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Defeat.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Wipe that shit from your vocabulary.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

I'm going to punt your ass if you ever talk about shit like 'virility' again.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Peak devastation.

Just fuck off.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Someone's on my lap and it's none of your business, kid. You're going to get that nose pinched if you stick it everywhere.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Enough of that.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Wake me up like that in future.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Best behaviour.

What's with that?

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Seokjin. Now really isn't the time.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

This was obviously Namjoon.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Fuck around;
forget me not.

✦

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Tired as shit.

Might pass out tonight.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

@matnaeksj They're hands, Seokjin.

They don't require an interrogation.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Sarcasm running rampant.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Prove me wrong. I believe in you.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Never going to happen.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

Followed by, it's way past your bedtime.

Go the fuck to sleep.

[Jimin. @wickedmisery]

Let’s play a game instead. It’s called mind your own fucking business.

[민윤기 || Yoongi. @ThatBangtanBoss]

@matnaeksj So my hands are out of the question.