Em

You probably need to go eat a banana 🍌

[Em @ThatBitch_Emm]

Seeing @SWStheband and @adtr live in the same day altered my brain chemistry. 13 year old me would die if she saw us rn 🖤🖤🖤 best day of my life

[Em @ThatBitch_Emm]

I love being a barber. Would never want another job. But some of you dumbass entitled fucks are really ruining it for me 🤧🤧🤧🤧

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

u ever got inside jokes with yourself or is that schizophrenia

[Em @ThatBitch_Emm]

My man does my hair color, installs my extensions, pays my bills, waxes my box, and shaves my legs for me. Of course ima ignore your DM 😂😂😂

[Em @ThatBitch_Emm]

@j4444__ 11 more months boo

[Em @ThatBitch_Emm]

Looks like a beautiful day to swan dive off the roof

[Em @ThatBitch_Emm]

A 76 year old man tipped with an 8th first thing in the morning. It’s gonna be a good day

[Em @ThatBitch_Emm]

I shaved my entire body for the first time in years and I will never be doing that again. Waxing until the day I die because that was a WORKOUT

[Em @ThatBitch_Emm]

Walking in to a barber shop with no appointment and getting mad that someone can’t cut you right away will never make sense to me

[sarah @heavenbrat]

i feel so seen

[tinoch🤳 @tinoch]

My kind of Yin & Yang 🤍🖤

[Em @ThatBitch_Emm]

If you’re going to hit on your barber at least have the decency to wash behind your fucking ears 🤮🤮🤮

[Em @ThatBitch_Emm]

The fact that I made it though the whole day without spazzing at anyone should be considered a biblical miracle

[Em @ThatBitch_Emm]

There’s quite literally a 100% chance of me crashing the absolute fuck out today

[Em @ThatBitch_Emm]

I’m literally so fed up with men today. Tf is wrong with yall

[j4e.m @j4444__]

I feel like I’ve been so annoyed for the last two days