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Certified Bugbearologist he/him

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@GregorFAFSA I have discovered their beauty and glory in the past weeks and I will NEVER go back

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Not looking forward to when I have share projects and files with others because then I won’t be able to leave notes like this to myself

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At 28, the idea of a class clown is the most tired and annoying thing I can possibly imagine. I have a job, I’m here, please stop. I’m begging you.

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@CourtneyMiho Ya gotta let them fuck dryads. GOTTA. Then you can hit them with a custody battle down the line

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@CourtneyMiho No campaign is complete without a side episode in the fey wild and a shopping spree in hell

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@GregorFAFSA Tell me the US isn’t dominated by automotive lobbyists without telling me the US isn’t dominated by automotive lobbyists hellbent on keeping every tract of land ‘driveable’

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In Cult of the Lamb a guy asked me to go save his brother in the dark forest. I did, and the next fucking day the brother is like “hey man, love what you’re doing here but uhhhhh. Will you kill me tomorrow night?”

Iconic, really.

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Episode 1 of the Rehearsal: I mean this is a lot but like, okay I get it

Episode 2: what in the fuck is even happening here where do you find these people

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Bully your lawmakers into passing a low that bans all boomers from using an ellipses. This is a blight upon our society and it must be cut at its root.

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Office culture is putting away other people’s dishes.

Office culture is getting overstimulated and needing to fully leave the building

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@eli_pinkerman ‘Alfredo-stuffed turkey legs’ made me throw up in my mouth though

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Kid behind me on this flight during takeoff said, “I see an angel”

I don’t know if this flight is bound for the Other Side, or if kids are just haunted. All the little fuckers, haunted as hell.

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Fully forgot that at ball games they have you stand and sing the National Anthem and man, that is just uniquely unsettling

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So many ancient things in our government that are so easily subverted and manipulated to the designs of truly wicked people.

A major reimagining of the country and its systems needs to take place and I have no confidence it will be done.

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Better throw out the whole country

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Working in office now has its perks. For instance, 3 coffee makers with a single pot between them, communal dishwashing space, where the fuck do I sit while I eat lunch, and entirely new spaces that I can stare while I fully disassociate.

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Personally, I call my cat shithead, gremlin, sweet child, dumpster fire, dummy and sometimes Logan.

She responds to none of these.

She is ‘deaf’ but I feel it’s something more personal than that.

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Seeing ‘responds to’ on things about pets feel like they got their own preferred name, and I live for it.

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@whyamikeenan @GregorFAFSA Just wait for the hydraulics to give and it takes out an entire beach

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The Almighty Algorithm has identified that I’m 28 and keeps giving me ads for hair loss products.
Joke’s on them, I got plenty of hair,

it’s just turning all grey from the constant barrage of existential dread that has become normalized in my daily routine.