Christopher Robin

Holy Bat-Pooh!

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@realDonaldTrump So... they're all over the nation, ready to cause trouble at every protest...but your security just knew for sure that something would keep them out of Maine.

Did Pennywise keep them away? Sort of a professional courtesy between ancient bloodthirsty clowns?

#babygate

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@ShashiChi Looks like an animatronic running through its test cycle...

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C'mon everybody! If we all donate just a few plastic balls now, we can prepare a super treat for his birthday! #babygate

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@umisef True... but it probably wouldn't take nearly as many to bruise his ego. 😁

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@browndirewolf Just a little past the end of Black Lives Matter Plaza. :D

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@azurelunatic "I was NOT playing in a ball pit!"

"I was inspecting it."

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@Kevin_Summers I think it would be great fun, but I'm genuinely concerned that certain individuals would holler that people are throwing projectiles. Entirely too much of a 99 Red Balloons kind of scenario.

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#GiveTrumpSomeBalls

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@__TurdFerguson He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A little tyke who's rather like
A puppet on a string
And he throws an angry tantrum
If he cannot have his way...

And then he calls for Mum
While he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he doesn't want to play

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@LOLOMGWTFuzz Dang, #BallsForTrump is taken. Maybe #GiveTrumpSomeBalls

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#҉E҉x҉p҉o҉s҉e҉A҉N҉T҉I҉F҉A҉

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Maybe #bluelivesmatter would be taken more seriously if the cops weren't dressed all in black.

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@TeamTrump https://t.co/3dQoFmHtZ7

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@BeckyCTerry The giant balloon baby is already in the Whi -- oh, I see, you mean the plastic one.

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@maygilbert That would be great. So festive. 😂

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@ahartley98 @Haver_Lisa @mrobmused @Ali_IngNews Less popular: changing time for the occupant.

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@PoliTribune I guess the mayor should have painted (trigger warning) first. #easilyoffended

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@edzitron Officers are warned against physical displays of affection with attractive, flirtatious fellow officers, as they might be robots full of dynamite.